The cut you're proposing isn't a paper cut, it's a guillotine.

I mean, I could go ahead and cut my head off in the guillotine, and it looks great, ... Well, now you turn on CNN and guys are really getting their heads cut off. ... As insane as our fantasy world gets, it's nowhere near as scary as reality.

When I get a paper cut, I accept it as a small gesture of justice for the tree.

I am pondering the paper cut on my knuckle. This is not an education. I am in daycare.

A belief is like a guillotine, just as heavy, just as light.

In the airline business, cash is like blood - you run out, you die.