The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.