The emancipation proclamation is right up there, and the highway system's right behind it.
DOUG HECOX Usually in a Smosh sketch, we get 60 shots, 12 hours to shoot - we're just going 'bam, bam, ...
IAN HECOX We were very fortunate to be in YouTube in the very beginning. There wasn't a lot of content on ...
IAN HECOX I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.
IAN HECOX Finding things to wear is what the Internet's for.
IAN HECOX California must be a really big fan of the 'Hunger Games.' Because it's always catching ...
IAN HECOX Most of the roundtables have been wrapped up in by-laws, but are now moving ahead into substantive s...
ERIC HECOX They have consistently attended the meetings and when there has been discussion about alternates, th...
ERIC HECOX Our best accomplishment so far is participation. We had so many competitive elections for the 10 at-...
ERIC HECOX The most significant thing I've seen has been the level of participation.
ERIC HECOX Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
DOUG LARSON The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
DOUG LARSON A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
DOUG LARSON The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
DOUG LARSON Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
DOUG LARSON If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing ...
DOUG LARSON I think there's a lot of different ways to win. You've seen teams that win championships wit...
DOUG COLLINS I populated 'The Bourne Identity' with real characters from American history, specifically c...
DOUG LIMAN When I was shooting 'The Bourne Identity,' I had a mantra: 'How come you never see James...
DOUG LIMAN The more real I got on 'The Bourne Identity,' the more interesting it got. So 'Fair Game...
DOUG LIMAN Ice cream brings people together.
DOUG DUCEY When hired three years ago, I willingly accepted the challenge of leading the Bulls back to the type...
DOUG COLLINS Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplish...
DOUG STANHOPE Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
DOUG LARSON Money is good, love is wealth.
DOUG HORTON I started my career wanting to make a 'James Bond' movie, and I couldn't get hired! I ma...
DOUG LIMAN I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
DOUG MCLEOD A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
DOUG LARSON Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
DOUG HORTON If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, l...
DOUG HORTON Love is a given, hatred is acquired.
DOUG HORTON If food were free, why work?
DOUG HORTON Death is the final wake-up call.
DOUG HORTON To awake from death is to die in peace.
DOUG HORTON Death is feared as birth is forgotten.
DOUG HORTON The stars up there at night are closer than you think.
DOUG DILLON To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
DOUG LARSON Long-range planning works best in the short term
DOUG EVELYN Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.
DOUG HORTON The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
DOUG LARSON We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
DOUG HORTON Learn to pause... or nothing worthwhile will catch up to you.
DOUG KING The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
DOUG HORTON Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
DOUG HORTON Boring people are a reflection of boring people.
DOUG HORTON Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.
DOUG HORTON It's easy to cry 'bug' when the truth is that you've got a complex system and sometimes it takes a w...
DOUG VARGAS No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
DOUG HORTON Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.
DOUG HORTON Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
DOUG HORTON Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
DOUG HORTON First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big ...
DOUG HORTON Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for ...
DOUG HORTON Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attenti...
DOUG HORTON Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
DOUG HORTON Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
DOUG HORTON As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang agains...
DOUG HORTON If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
DOUG HORTON The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
DOUG HORTON Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
DOUG HORTON There is no bad in good.
DOUG HORTON If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.
DOUG HORTON Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
DOUG HORTON Usually a person has more faith in their fear than faith in their future.
DOUG FIREBAUGH Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
DOUG HORTON Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
DOUG HORTON Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.
DOUG HORTON Smile, it's free therapy.
DOUG HORTON Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
DOUG HORTON While seeking revenge, dig two graves -- one for yourself.
DOUG HORTON Top presenters have total control of their fears. They make fear their slave, not the master.
DOUG MALOUF Toys are the greatest inspiration for me. People never really grow up. They just get bigger adult bo...
DOUG TAYLOR We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.
DOUG HORTON If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing pole...
DOUG LARSON If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
DOUG HORTON Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
DOUG HORTON Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something ...
DOUG FIREBAUGH To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
DOUG HORTON Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
DOUG HORTON Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.
DOUG HORTON Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
DOUG LARSON You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
DOUG FLOYD Long-range planning works best in the short term.
DOUG EVELYN The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
DOUG LARSON The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
DOUG HORTON Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
DOUG LARSON Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. -Doug Lar...
DOUG LARSON The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerat...
DOUG ENGELBART When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.
DOUG HORTON You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
DOUG FLOYD If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
DOUG LARSON MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.
DOUG FERRARI A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
DOUG LARSON The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
DOUG LARSON The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
DOUG LARSON My daughter is very strong-willed and is a great kid. She doesn't drink. She doesn't smoke. ...
DOUG FLUTIE The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
DOUG LARSON I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at w...
DOUG OSE I think making a great action movie is one of the hardest cinematic endeavors. By definition, smart ...
DOUG LIMAN I'm not cool with ACORN or the working families' party, or people that vote like democrats a...
DOUG HOFFMAN Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
DOUG LARSON There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
DOUG LARSON Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of hom...
DOUG LARSON A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
DOUG LARSON Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
DOUG LARSON Somehow super power and hero are so synonymous that they get combined into one word, 'superhero,...
DOUG LIMAN Football is my profession now. I'm getting married in August... It's a new experience for me...
DOUG FLUTIE A safe, affordable and plentiful supply of food is a national security issue.
DOUG OSE A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
DOUG LARSON Biotech research is incredibly important for health-care innovation.
DOUG DUCEY If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of ...
DOUG LARSON Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
DOUG LARSON There's a fraudulent root element of comedy in that we say things night after night as though th...
DOUG STANHOPE The flow. Yeah. Knowing you could step on the court and make it happen. You practiced, sure. But the...
DOUG WILHELM I usually don't find myself reacting to my characters. I just create them ... And let the audien...
DOUG HUTCHISON To say that I'm going to veto something that I haven't read is just - or sign something that...
DOUG DUCEY Earning a certificate or degree, or both, after high school opens the door to countless economic opp...
DOUG DUCEY Sometimes it just feels really really wonderful to be alive.
DOUG COUPLAND 'Planet Caravan' by Black Sabbath is such a delicate song from such a surprising place.
DOUG AITKEN I have a TV Soap Boomerang award, and I always start my year with the Australian Open tennis! Tennis...
DOUG DAVIDSON Thriving economies on both sides of the border is a win-win for Arizona and Mexico, but that will on...
DOUG DUCEY I am a forthright defender of the right to bear arms - which is guaranteed not only by the U.S. Cons...
DOUG DUCEY As governor, I want to make sure that Arizona's hardworking taxpayers get to keep more of what t...
DOUG DUCEY The gaming world is a complete mystery to me! Well, I did play Pac Man and Frogger using big machine...
DOUG JONES We are engaging with so many art forms at once in the 21st century, but we're presented with the...
DOUG AITKEN By working together, we can make Arizona a place where everyone has an opportunity for a better life...
DOUG DUCEY We're talking about being relevant again. I want the Sixers to be on people's tongues again....
DOUG COLLINS Communication is paramount, and what medium or what format you utilize should be a non-issue. In som...
DOUG AITKEN Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
DOUG LARSON Give me 10 high school pitchers, let me spend a week with them, and I'll show you 10 pitchers wh...
DOUG HARVEY As CEO of Cold Stone Creamery, we used a concept called 'search and reapply,' which meant th...
DOUG DUCEY I think being in love with life is a key to eternal youth.
DOUG HUTCHISON Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
DOUG LARSON There’s a drive in a lost soul—in one that is searching for acceptance, companionship, belonging...
DOUG COOPER The crew members for 'The Price Is Right' at night are the same guys who work 'Y&R&#...
DOUG DAVIDSON Questions from earlier circle like buzzards. Am I running away or moving forward?
DOUG COOPER We should empower teachers to do their job by cutting wasteful spending and crippling bureaucracy, n...
DOUG DUCEY What I really found was that the one similarity between 'Covert Affairs' and 'Fair Game&...
DOUG LIMAN States with better-educated citizens also see economic benefits. These states have better luck recru...
DOUG DUCEY There's really no differentiation between the work I make and the world I live in.
DOUG AITKEN For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after e...
DOUG LARSON The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doe...
DOUG MACLEOD A lot of athletes stepped up today. I think every point is going to be important this week.
DOUG AVRIT There was some very good competition there from all over Sacramento, and Randall did a good job. The...
DOUG AVRIT I think the younger kids really look up to those seniors. I'll see them sometimes gather around them...
DOUG AVRIT I just tried to talk to her and get her to settle down after that first big jump, because she was ju...
DOUG AVRIT We've been working on getting Jessica more speed to the bar, and today everything came together for ...
DOUG AVRIT The London Stock Exchange is a critical piece on the chess board. So you have to put a big premium o...
DOUG ATKIN The ISE could buy some of these traditional floor markets that have decent flow, like the Amex. Or i...
DOUG ATKIN The stocks are certainly more expensive than they were a year ago. People are piling into this space...
DOUG ATKIN The LSE is the crown jewel of European exchanges. It's the only brand strong enough to get listing r...
DOUG ATKIN I wanted to tell a 'Rocky'-type story about a girl from the inner city who had the ability, talent a...
DOUG ATCHISON It was unbelievably difficult to get it made. Studios are extremely allergic to risk. Finally, after...
DOUG ATCHISON I've already seen the effect the film has on young people, especially girls. We were at the Pan-Amer...
DOUG ATCHISON I've been spoiled. We didn't have a lot of money but creatively, they were great. When I came into t...
DOUG ATCHISON She's on every page of the script, so the actress had to be strong and incredible. She displayed suc...
DOUG ATCHISON This has the potential to be a seminal film. That's if people dig it, and I think they will. This is...
DOUG ATCHISON The higher cost of money puts a strain on those who were highly leveraged going into it. Developers ...
DOUG ARTUSIO I'm concerned about the vast number of new deals that are on the table right now when you consider t...
DOUG ARTUSIO Those are rules that should be followed at any time, but they are even more necessary right now.
DOUG ARTUSIO I'm worried that a number of these deals will not get done now. A lot of people get caught in the ch...
DOUG ARTUSIO Gary Pruitt is the best young executive in the group. Right now, I have a hard time getting institut...
DOUG ARTHUR We're in a very negative phase with the stocks right now.
DOUG ARTHUR It's a drop in the bucket. It's only meaningful to the extent that it doesn't support the notion tha...
DOUG ARTHUR You can see the argument around the potential revenue from international editions not being sufficie...
DOUG ARTHUR Hilary and Art are both pretty young, they were just promoted, and this was their big chance after w...
DOUG ARTHUR Nobody in the newspaper business has raised guidance in a long time. And let's face it, the shorts g...
DOUG ARTHUR She has been a pretty strong presence at the company for a long time, and was obviously a big driver...
DOUG ARTHUR When he first went down, it didn't look good. And he was so close to the bench that he didn't have t...
DOUG ARMSTRONG We got good news right after the game. He was walking around on his own. It's just a tweak to an inj...
DOUG ARMSTRONG He's just a difference maker. He's just a kid that intimidates everyone else on the court. You can't...
DOUG ARMSTRONG In this new system, the star players have to be star players. If they aren't, you are probably not g...
DOUG ARMSTRONG Philippe has been a consistent performer for our hockey club, and we are looking forward to the next...
DOUG ARMSTRONG John has a great deal of hockey experience and success on his resume, and he will help us immensely ...
DOUG ARMSTRONG If you have two guys who are battling hard, who are in an emotional game and who drop the gloves, to...
DOUG ARMSTRONG You can't counteract whatever teams are doing. We were always worried at one point about what Detroi...
DOUG ARMSTRONG Dave has done an outstanding job as head coach of this club and we expect that to continue for years...
DOUG ARMSTRONG Willie is a veteran player who upgrades the depth of our defensive corps. He plays a solid defensive...
DOUG ARMSTRONG They were beat up and pretty tired. They contributed that first night, but not like they have for th...
DOUG APLIN I think we're a decent basketball team. I hope we can get better.
DOUG APLIN We just needed to get the ball to go in the basket maybe in the first and second quarter a little mo...
DOUG APLIN As he got older, he became stronger and his speed improved. He also grew defensively.
DOUG APLIN When I found out they were moving the game, I told my AD to call the FHSAA and tell them don't move ...
DOUG APLIN We needed to make a couple more shots early on. A bucket here or there, who knows, it might have bee...
DOUG APLIN We needed more shots to go in the basket in the first and second quarters. We had some good looks. W...
DOUG APLIN At halftime, I told them not to come out of the locker room unless they would come fight, scratch, c...
DOUG APLIN He has always been a good shooter. After he got about halfway through his junior varsity year, we sa...
DOUG APLIN They never, ever stop playing hard no matter what. I couldn't be more proud of everything they've ac...
DOUG APLIN We take the headache out of searching for and obtaining a loan. Our one-stop shopping marketplace al...
DOUG ANDERSON We really don't want to get into the wood business.
DOUG ANDERSON I can show you 200 or 300 houses that need work done on it,
DOUG ANDERSON In the 1990s we had difficulty getting kids home from school, ... It's a precaution because we don't...
DOUG ANDERSON If you have things in the yard that might blow away, bring them inside and trim trees and other vege...
DOUG ANDERSON He was instrumental in saving as many ash trees as he could, and just a terrific guy.
DOUG ANDERSON The sheriff cried on television because he has no money to pay his employees, and food is scarce, .....
DOUG ANDERSON We allow our clients to manage their loan within the portal. That's something that most places don't...
DOUG ANDERSON At the heart of this all is Andy - was Andy. That's what she loved, helping people one at a time.
DOUG ANDERSON It's almost a wash for what you pay for the process and what you'd pay at a lumber yard. But we're j...
DOUG ANDERSON This kind of programming falls in line with what we're trying to do at WACV. Terry has said he wants...
DOUG AMOS We did that to keep people from all over the country from entering, because we have a grand prize --...
DOUG AMOS