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The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.


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JEFF MILLER The democratic process is only as great as the people who participate in it.
JEFF MILLER To be able to always have a super sense of who I was and my own real identity and be petty and seem ...
JEFF GOLDBLUM The human brain is an incredible pattern-matching machine.
JEFF BEZOS All flowers in time bend towards the sun, I know you say there's no one for you, But here is one...
JEFF BUCKLEY I don't really need to be remembered. I hope the music's remembered.
JEFF BUCKLEY Legislation is the only lasting solution for the men and women brought to this country through no fa...
JEFF DENHAM Decades of scientific research has proven that carbon pollution is harmful to human health and cause...
JEFF MERKLEY Great industries are never made from single companies. There is room in space for a lot of winners.
JEFF BEZOS I'm skeptical of any mission that has advertisers at its centerpiece.
JEFF BEZOS The perception of Donald Trump in capitals around the world is shaped, in many ways, by CNN. Continu...
JEFF ZUCKER The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk ...
JEFF BEZOS I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.
JEFF KINNEY In reality, studies show that investments to spur renewable energy and boost energy efficiency gener...
JEFF GOODELL Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there...
JEFF DUNHAM I'm often loose with my tongue. I may have said something about the NAACP being un-American or C...
JEFF SESSIONS I've always been at the intersection of computers and whatever they can revolutionize.
JEFF BEZOS A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard th...
JEFF BEZOS I belong to the political party that generally fits my philosophical beliefs, but I reserve the righ...
JEFF FORTENBERRY The House of Representatives should not be locked down by the decided play of a few in leadership.
JEFF FORTENBERRY Being myself is what got me to where I am.
JEFF HARDY The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting g...
JEFF MILLER I think fear is what keeps us from going over the edge. I mean, as a race car driver, I don't th...
JEFF GORDON What we need to do is always lean into the future; when the world changes around you and when it cha...
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