The devil is and always has been a gentleman.

Can anyone picture God telling, taking, or enjoying a good joke? The idea is laughable. The Devil, on the other hand, laughs with demonic mirth, is possessed of a sardonic wit, and his eyes hold a glint of wicked bemusement. The farthest God, in his popular image, ever strays from sobriety is a beneficent smile. Satan sniggers with fiendish scorn at God, who sits in his ivory tower emitting nary a chuckle.

It's tough to replace a guy like Miroslav Satan, but we have a bunch of young guys eager to step up.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

He was locked onto me like Satan. The little sucker wouldn't let go.

And he called them unto him, and said unto them in parables, How can Satan cast out Satan? / And if a kingdom be divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand.