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Jack Nicklaus

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CHRIS CHAMBERS I don't know if he throws a spit ball, but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGEL It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
JACK NICKLAUS He's a special player. He's mobile, he throws the ball well - he's definitely the main guy.
JOEY MONTOYA The game of golf was bigger than Jack Nicklaus when Jack was dominating the game.
TIM FINCHEM He throws a nice ball. Now, I'm not saying he needs a second career, but he can throw the ball.
JUSTIN PEELLE If you have a golf-ball-sized consciousness, when you read a book, you'll have a golf-ball-sized und...
DAVID LYNCH He who throws a ball should expect it back.
DUTCH PROVERB He threw a great ball. They were playing man-to-man, and there's not much the defender can do when h...
BENJAMIN WATSON The young guys in here, they should be watching him. It's not like he gets the ball and throws it. H...
CARLOS SILVA He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. ...
MICHAEL BONALLACK He throws hard, the ball moves everywhere. He threw a hard slider. He's tough to hit.
TODD HELTON A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. A lot of guys can go out ...
JACK NICKLAUS We know they can hit the ball. Phillip (Watson) does a good job keeping you off balance. He actually...
JOE CARUSO They took the ball to the basket and consequently, they shot a lot of free throws. But you can't bla...
HERB WILLIAMS He is not a guy you can go up to the plate trying to pull. He throws the ball hard and is somewhat i...
BRENT COLEMAN Ted throws hard and has a great breaking ball. When he is on he is one of the best in the state.
CORY MILLER Jerod Walker keeps pushing the envelope on the quarterback position. He's a guy that pulls the ball ...
BRENT GUY I do not know any player, who could strike a golf ball like he (Norman) can, as far as hitting it so...
LEE TREVINO Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the h...
CHUCK HOGAN Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the ho...
CHUCK HOGAN He almost never throws a ball over the middle of the plate and still doesn't walk anyone.
LARRY DIERKER One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.
JOHN GUNTHER He is a very good pitcher and he throws the ball very hard. I was just trying to put the ball in pla...
PEDRO ALVAREZ There's a saying we always say in practice that the ball doesn't lie, and he went up there and misse...
ISAIAH FOX I do not play golf regularly, but I feel that hitting the moving ball in cricket is tougher than hit...
HARBHAJAN SINGH Today, at 35, I can throw a small football close to 80 yards - and straighter than I can hit a golf ...
JIMMY WALKER The earth is God's golf ball
DON VAN VLIET He never throws the ball straight, ... He just has nasty stuff, especially when he faces me.
DEREK JETER I tried to tell them they should pick someone else. I know nothing about golf. I've never even hit a...
BETH MCCALL Katie throws a good fast ball and has a rise ball, curve and drop. And she has good command.
CASSIE BELMODIS Golf is me and buddies out having a good time, but most of all, golf is about me and my dad. Anytime...
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE He throws the ball better than Ball does and runs just as well. Maybe we will have learned from our ...
DAVID GIBBS He's a good kid and he's a competitor. He wants to win. ... He throws the ball as well as any kid I'...
DARREN KALINA The difference in this ball game was the free throws. You're not going to beat the No. 9 team in the...
JEFF WHITNEY Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a ...
BOBBY JONES He's pretty poised for a sophomore. He has a good arm and he has some experience under his belt. He ...
BOB LUTZ He has a good breaking ball and he throws pretty hard. And he has good command. He's ahead of every ...
HEATH LANE He does everything easy on the baseball field. If you're not watching, you might miss something. Thi...
BILL BRYK As a point guard, that's who you want to have the ball late in the game. He worked hard on his free ...
ROCKY PETERSON He's got the potential to be a pretty decent pitcher. He throws strikes, throws the ball hard. But i...
CHRIS JONES Public golf courses don't need a lot of lakes. All everybody does is just lose their golf ball and s...
BILL WILSHER He threw the ball good today. I remember facing him when he was in Toronto. He's a competitor. He th...
DAMIAN MILLER He is there for a reason. He is going to make some throws and he has some athletes out there who can...
EVAN BENJAMIN We needed to hit more free throws, and pressure the ball a lot more than we did.
ALTON GREENE I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and ...
DON ADAMS Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
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A.A. MILNE One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
DON CARTER Journalism is a team sport. Writing novels is golf: it's you and the ball.
PETE HAMILL One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball.
DON CARTER Once the referee throws the ball in the air, it's either your ball or their ball and you have to...
LL COOL J The competition I played against was fantastic, but golf is a different game now. The courses have s...
HOLLIS STACY You hit the ball more often where you are looking then not, so why not look at your target!
RICK PRICE I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a gol...
DENNIS QUAID The thing about Josh is he does not beat himself. He throws strikes, he moves the ball in and out. I...
MIKE SEVIER Gary has seen him in practice and loves the way he throws. Gary says he has incredible velocity on t...
BERNIE KOSAR We wanted more movement with the ball. We only had fourteen free throws, so we didn't get to the fou...
NATE MCMILLAN All we needed to do was make our free throws. We had some mental lapses with the ball down the stret...
DEKE ROUTHEAUX He throws the ball 90 miles an hour. We just need him to throw strikes. If he can throw strikes, he'...
RICH PAPIRIO Ryan just looks more athletic and throws a sharper ball. That year of playing really helped him.
JOEY MONTOYA I can't say enough about having Seth healthy again. He throws the ball well and you can't blitz him,...
BRANDON TYLER He's sick to his stomach over it, but he's a realist. He knows he's not had his best stuff. He reall...
MIKE MOORE Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
WOODROW WILSON Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpos...
WOODROW WILSON I wonder if Tiger Woods knows that every time he tees up his golf ball, he is putting it on somethin...
CARLTON FUNN It's an innate thing, ... It's a Tiger Woods thing, it's a Jack Nicklaus thing. And that's what you ...
CHRIS KNUTSEN It is a big adjustment but I've always loved that old saying of Jack Nicklaus: 'I retired fr...
GREG RUSEDSKI He came back nicely. He doesn't throw as hard as Kurtis, but he throws the ball over the plate, he c...
ERIC ALBRIGHT I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretchin...
JESSICA ENNIS I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.
DAN JENKINS I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to h...
DENNIS QUAID When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.
DAVID DUVAL He still wants to be involved in the (football) program, and he's coaching golf still for us. We're ...
JEFF HORN We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
LAURA DOCKRILL There is a little bit of Ben Hogan in that swing. The way he attacks the ball. He's played some grea...
BEN CRENSHAW Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you tr...
DAVE BARRY It plays long all the time. Even though the ball goes a long way here, it's still a long golf course...
GEOFF OGILVY Any time you've got a power pitcher who throws a breaking ball for a strike, it sets things up much ...
DAVE MOATES You're not going to be successful if you turn the ball over and you've got to make your free throws.
JOE BIRKHAUSER It makes the surface of the moon look like a golf course.
JIMMY CARTER He's not the kind of guy that comes in and throws 120 pitches. He's a 90-pitch guy. If he's going to...
GARY POWERS He pitched really well. His arm was a little sore Friday and that's why we took him out. He doesn't ...
CRAIG LAMBERT If you think about it, the golf ball doesn't know which country you're in.
ANNIKA SORENSTAM Kline pitched well. He threw the ball over the plate and only walked two batters. I haven't checked ...
BOB THOMAS I would say my first golf memory was asking who Arnold Palmer was when he was always on the Pennzoil...
MIKE GREENBERG We think Danny throws the ball on the same level as Trent (Edwards) did. Danny came out and set the ...
BUTCH CATTOLICO He could throw the ball, he could run the ball, he could catch the ball and kick it. He was a well-r...
GAYLE KINGERY I was in a movie called 'Twister,' and in it, I had to hit a golf ball off of a roof with a ...
HARRY DEAN STANTON He's got some stuff on a lot of older people. Disc golf is a great family sport. It's the same thing...
JOEY JOHNSON Fix your eye on the ball from the moment the pitcher holds it in his glove. Follow it as he throws t...
BILL KLEM He has stepped up for us all year. For a kid that played sparingly last year to step in and take car...
DAVE MACARTHUR Golf has always been a passion for me, ... Football is a very intense sport, and golf is considered ...
LES CARTER When life throws its curve ball it is our job to step up to the plate and hit that ball the other di...
AUSTIN RAY SHOCKLEY Guys like Derrek Lee and Albert Pujols and other guys at the top, Miguel Cabrera , nobody throws the...
TONY LA RUSSA Guys like Derrek Lee and Albert Pujols and other guys at the top, Miguel Cabrera , nobody throws the...
TONY LA RUSSA We were scrappy. We hustled for every loose ball. If we hit free throws we win going away, without e...
BRIAN COLLINS Other than that, he made some good throws. He missed a couple, but when you are throwing the ball mo...
TIM LAPPANO The girl on the mound -- being only a (freshman) -- throws the ball well. When you come up against a...
MATT HOILES Melody kept the ball down and had a lot of ground balls. ... I think the more she throws, the better...
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JACK NICKLAUS Well, the biggest rival I had in my career was me.
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JACK NICKLAUS The game is meant to be fun.
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JACK NICKLAUS Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.
JACK NICKLAUS Confidence is the most important single factor in this game, and no matter how great your natural ta...
JACK NICKLAUS My ability to concentrate and work toward that goal has been my greatest asset.
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JACK NICKLAUS The fact is, I diet every day of my life. I have to work at it. But I diet so I can pig out.
JACK NICKLAUS The Senior Tour is a good concept, although frankly I'm not astounded at its continued success. ...
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JACK NICKLAUS I couldn't control Arnold Palmer, Gary Player, Tom Watson or Lee Trevino. The only person I coul...
JACK NICKLAUS Public appearances are a headache. I hold mine down to a minimum.
JACK NICKLAUS How people keep correcting us when we are young! There is always some bad habit or other they tell u...
JACK NICKLAUS The longer you play, the better chance the better player has of winning.
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JACK NICKLAUS Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band-Aid remedies never last.
JACK NICKLAUS I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
JACK NICKLAUS Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety.
JACK NICKLAUS He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot ...
JACK NICKLAUS There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me comb...
JACK NICKLAUS Golf is a better game played downhill.
JACK NICKLAUS Focus on remedies, not faults.
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JACK NICKLAUS That is what was special to me, ... to see them come together as a team. They worked and cheered and...
JACK NICKLAUS I thoroughly enjoy working with kids, whether it's The First Tee or the lesson tee with my grand...
JACK NICKLAUS A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.
JACK NICKLAUS Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lo...
JACK NICKLAUS I love design in general, the creativity. Whether it is golf courses, my apparel line, ads we do or ...
JACK NICKLAUS Mostly I built golf courses the way I played golf, which was left-to-right. But I learned very rapid...
JACK NICKLAUS I've wanted to design golf courses ever since I was a kid. I suppose it comes from the way I'...
JACK NICKLAUS Why are we building golf courses? Because we enjoy being outside, bringing man and nature together.
JACK NICKLAUS The way I pack is I look at how long I'll be gone and I pack day for day. If I'm going on a ...
JACK NICKLAUS Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus...
JACK NICKLAUS There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
JACK NICKLAUS When the British Open is in Scotland, there's something special about it. And when it's at St. Andre...
JACK NICKLAUS The long irons are the nemesis of the average golfer. I'm convinced that the underlying reason f...
JACK NICKLAUS It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
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JACK NICKLAUS That is the best I have seen Tiger swing -- perhaps ever.
JACK NICKLAUS You could do it either way you want to do it, ... I could have 20 and Tiger could have 13. I mean, I...
JACK NICKLAUS In '98 when I captained [in Australia], the guys told me afterwards, 'We were there, but we really d...
JACK NICKLAUS It was at the Sahara. Ang hadn't yet cashed my check when we walked up to the craps table together. ...
JACK NICKLAUS I think they've ruined it from a tournament standpoint. They've totally eliminated what (Masters cre...
JACK NICKLAUS Ask yourself how many shots you would have saved if you never lost your temper, never got down on yo...
JACK NICKLAUS Oddly enough it's the only golf club that I won a major with that I don't have. I'm sure one of my b...
JACK NICKLAUS I don't even remember what I did that year.
JACK NICKLAUS But those are just minor things, nothing really.
JACK NICKLAUS Golf is a game of precision, not strength.
JACK NICKLAUS Jeff did a tremendous job for us in South Africa,
JACK NICKLAUS I would go to Europe and see him hitting balls,
JACK NICKLAUS I'm 100 times better than I was when I started in this business,
JACK NICKLAUS Nan hit the ball farther than I did, ... I said, 'When was the last time you played golf?' She said,...
JACK NICKLAUS For the first time I felt like they used to feel when they played with me - Mark hits it so hard and...
JACK NICKLAUS He'd count the Bangkok Four-Ball if you let him.
JACK NICKLAUS When asked 'You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?' The holes are numbered.
JACK NICKLAUS Don't be too proud to take lessons. I'm not.
JACK NICKLAUS Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game's two ultimate adver...
JACK NICKLAUS I guess that's why they call it Hell.
JACK NICKLAUS It's hard not to play golf that's up to
JACK NICKLAUS Angelo was known for his ... grey afro, but he should also be known for being an excellent caddie, ....
JACK NICKLAUS Angelo was known for his ... gray afro, but he should also be known for being an excellent caddie.
JACK NICKLAUS I think they've ruined it from a tournament standpoint.
JACK NICKLAUS If there is one hole you'd grumble about the most, it would be that one.
JACK NICKLAUS I learned early in my career, where you get so wrapped up and so excited, that all of a sudden you d...
JACK NICKLAUS to be greater than the Ryder Cup is simply because the scope is larger.
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JACK NICKLAUS I also said that if he won the PGA Championship I would make him my first alternate and still have h...
JACK NICKLAUS I missed a short putt at the last hole for a 62. I'm still mad about that.
JACK NICKLAUS We got drummed, 6 and 5, ... We weren't even in the match. Stockton wasn't used to playing out of th...
JACK NICKLAUS In the spirit of the game, my guys have agreed that we will share the Cup, ... Competition is about ...
JACK NICKLAUS It was like I could still summon what I had and still could use it coming down the stretch.
JACK NICKLAUS That I could still summon what I had back when, that I could still use it coming down the stretch, t...
JACK NICKLAUS I wish I had kept my damn mouth shut.
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JACK NICKLAUS I have never seen two teams that played harder or played better. I did not find a team that deserved...
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JACK NICKLAUS More than Arnold and I put together.
JACK NICKLAUS Maturity plays a great part in golf. It really takes a long time to truly know how to play, to learn...
JACK NICKLAUS I think they've ruined it from a tournament standpoint. Augusta has meant a ton to me in my lifetime...
JACK NICKLAUS As the afternoon went on, I was kind of disappointed it ended up 3-3.
JACK NICKLAUS Over the first three rounds you're playing the course. In the final round, if you're in contention, ...
JACK NICKLAUS When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster.
JACK NICKLAUS I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.
JACK NICKLAUS Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
JACK NICKLAUS I was delighted to finish with a 72, the best round I've shot this year. I've played well and I've m...
JACK NICKLAUS Through the years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
JACK NICKLAUS We got our butts kicked,
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JACK NICKLAUS I think it was a little disappointing but the guys fought hard,
JACK NICKLAUS We couldn't even see the hole, let alone try to putt,
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JACK NICKLAUS I think it was a little disappointing but the guys fought hard. I saw places it could have been wors...
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JACK NICKLAUS I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.
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JACK NICKLAUS I'm probably the only bottom-heavy golfer in the country.
JACK NICKLAUS Essentially, he has been retired since he was 21.
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JACK WELCH Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay ma...
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JACK WILD I look at what I've gone through in my career and I really shouldn't be talking to you now. ...
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JACK WHITTAKER I'd do the same things, but I'd be a little more quiet.
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JACK WHITEHALL My dad doesn't hug me enough!
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JACK WHITEHALL My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't suc...
JACK WHITEHALL I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me.
JACK WHITEHALL I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm...
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JACK WHITEHALL I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to ha...
JACK WHITEHALL Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around.
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JACK WHITEHALL When I'm on stage, I'm quite over the top - I'm quite flamboyant and camp.
JACK WHITEHALL I'm not actually posh; I'm really rough and from the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up in ...
JACK WHITEHALL I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.
JACK WHITEHALL I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.
JACK WHITEHALL If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes ...
JACK WHITEHALL Playing drums feels like coming home for me. Even during the White Stripes I thought: 'I'll ...
JACK WHITE A lot of people in the media, and some everyday people, really aren't in search of the truth. Th...
JACK WHITE I just think old old movies, they make you concentrate and pay attention so much more. They feel so ...
JACK WHITE I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my fri...
JACK WHITE There's Catholic guilt about things, then there's the guilt of being the youngest of 10, so ...
JACK WHITE If you have twenty guys in the room and you just bring in one girl, you change the entire mood and e...
JACK WHITE We have a secret project at Third Man where we want to have the first vinyl record played in outer s...
JACK WHITE I would never purposely sing a song about someone I love, I wouldn't want to embarrass them. But...
JACK WHITE I think that sometimes love gets in the way of itself - you know, love interrupts itself. We want th...
JACK WHITE I think the sensitivity that you need to create certain things sometimes would spill over into thing...
JACK WHITE I consider music to be storytelling, melody and rhythm. A lot of hip-hop has broken music down. Ther...
JACK WHITE Nowadays, everybody assumes, when they wake up in the morning, if they have a question, it will get ...
JACK WHITE I'd make a White Stripes record right now. I'd be in the White Stripes for the rest of my li...
JACK WHITE I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bong...
JACK WHITE With the White Stripes we were trying to trick people into not realising we were playing the blues. ...
JACK WHITE When you put something out there into the world, there's all these words you don't want to h...
JACK WHITE I want to be part of the resurgence of things that are tangible, beautiful and soulful, rather than ...
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