The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating - is this the exact right mix? I think that's - to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense.

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.