My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.