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To be, or not to be, that is the question.
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To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
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FEREIDOON YAZDI
but for my own part, if a book is well written, I always find it too short.
JANE AUSTEN
Like it or not... that's my story and I can't do that or that each action by itself is a limitation.
DEYTH BANGER
To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.
GOLDA MEIR
To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is.
JOHNNY RICH
Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy

"To go outside, and there perchance to stay
Or to re...
HENRY N. BEARD
To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
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ANUJ SOMANY
If you have been giving people the opportunities to be themselves, you won't talk of chances.
APURVA GAGLANI
Truth or Dare ? Dare! Love me Back!
ANSHUL SRIVASTAVA
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ANUJ SOMANY
Fools can't understand even the gist by reading repeatedly the whole book; wise could comprehend eas...
ANUJ SOMANY
A wicked feels proud to see the crowd around oneself often, but a wise feels it is nice to spend mos...
ANUJ SOMANY
Concieving a child after treatment from doctors may involve using crooked means by one of the family...
APURVA GAGLANI
When a sensible quote is adored a lot by many or most people on a person’s INDIVIDUAL social media...
ANUJ SOMANY
A word or music that flows from the soul magically touches the heart of one and all.
ANUJ SOMANY
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ANUJ SOMANY
Be a voice Voice your opinions Voice your thoughts Voice your displeasure Voice your feelings Voice ...
APURVA GAGLANI
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APURVA GAGLANI
The staircase is a firm footing, the lift is a hanging platform. Wonder why so many people prefer th...
APURVA GAGLANI
Are you climbing a mountain, or digging a hole.
KENT POLLON
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APURVA GAGLANI
We are—or were—Divinities, Shara Komayd: we drew power from the hearts and minds and beli...
ROBERT JACKSON BENNETT
People often extending their support to a person forms a comprehensive report about his or her level...
ANUJ SOMANY
A learned person underrates own intelligence & overvalues others importance, so remains in public la...
ANUJ SOMANY
The fact is that no one is hated openly so much as one who is true to oneself consistently and no on...
ANUJ SOMANY
There is no surprise that every person’s words or thoughts have inherent voice and that clearly re...
ANUJ SOMANY
A wise does not have necessarily nice words but always good in intention; a wicked may have regularl...
ANUJ SOMANY
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ANUJ SOMANY
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ANUJ SOMANY
A person who is humanitarian by soul has a great scope of becoming a true comedian, but let remember...
ANUJ SOMANY
Live or die, don't hang in between.
NEHA KOTHARI
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APURVA GAGLANI
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ANUJ SOMANY
A good person has voice gives voice. A bad person has noise makes noise
APURVA GAGLANI
Binary approach is an obsolete school of thought in the process of structuring human perception towa...
TOBA BETA
Think about it, the only people you can TRUST are Marijuana activists!
MALCOLM NOTHLING
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ANUJ SOMANY
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ANUJ SOMANY
She looks at Sam. 'Close your ears if you don't want to know what I suspect to be the sex of your ch...
MELINA MARCHETTA
Bravery reward is to be bestowed to a person who stands strong as single; Slavery award is to be giv...
ANUJ SOMANY
If you happen to be in sports,music or movie,endeavor to have a clean image,because the money you ea...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
If most people around a person don’t either neglect him often or insult him at times to treat him ...
ANUJ SOMANY
No one is good or bad by default, they are what they choose to be.
ALI BABAR
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ANUJ SOMANY
Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is...
JAMES A. GARFIELD
A person who is an ethically right has to only fight for own rights against the big battalion of the...
ANUJ SOMANY
Some people lie and never tell the truth so won't hurt the person they love. Some people lie and the...
VANDA M
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KAREN JOY FOWLER
The quest of the Inner Ring will break your hearts unless you break it. But if you break it, a surpr...
C.S. LEWIS
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NEIL GAIMAN
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JACK DOWECK
Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS
Life shouldn't be about the either/or. We're capable of more than that, you know?
SARAH DESSEN
I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.
PETER H. FOGTDAL
As of 2013, USA or China, who cares? It's all on planet Earth.
ALI BABAR
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough
FRANK CRANE
Probably... or maybe... one day!
DEYTH BANGER
Yes, it's your fault I'm alive.
SUZANNE COLLINS
Instead of either/or, I discovered a whole world of and.
GLORIA STEINEM
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CHRISTINA ENGELA
To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be...
AL GOLDSTEIN
Was it a good idea or not? Was it a good idea or not? ...Be straight, Eleanor!
RICH LOWRY
Experience is always sowing the seed of one thing after another. [Lat., Semper enim ex aliis alia ...
MANILIUS (MANLIUS OR MALLIUS) (MARCUS OR CAIUS)
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PAWAN MISHRA
Win or lose, do it fairly.
KNUTE ROCKNE
You're either feeding the spirit and starving the flesh or feeding the flesh and starving the spirit...
FATHOM
There is no paradise for you or me.
MAZ NO PARADISE
No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life."
"Wh...
P.C. CAST
At war, there's no right or wrong.
Winner's right while loser's wrong.
TOBA BETA
I’ve tried so hard to stay away from you,” he whispered one night, cuddling her while the moonli...
LISA KLEYPAS
It ends or it doesn't.
That’s what you say. That’s
how you get through it.
The tu...
CAITLYN SIEHL
Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i...
JOSEPH CONRAD
I also know about running away," I said, "when staying around is so much harder. And I know the happ...
FAITH HUNTER
I also know about running away," I said, when staying around is so much harder. And I know the happi...
FAITH HUNTER
Where 'er thou art be thou (w)holy there.
MURRAY I. MESZAROS
I do know this. It's the things we run from that hurt us the most." –Brad Sturdevant
NORMA JOHNSTON
We had the option to charge or not charge. In the South Texas Library System, only 25 percent charge...
CAROL MORISAK
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ANNIE DILLARD
You can never control who you fall in love with, even when you're in the most sad, confused time of ...
KIRSTEN DUNST
The denial of racism is a form of racism itself.
TIM WISE
Every moment is the paradox of now or never.
SIMON VAN BOOY
Authentic happiness is not selfish, egotistical or narcissistic, in fact, it is essential in order f...
LISA CYPERS KAMEN
For the first time in his life Faris felt happy and for only the second time in his life he felt he�...
MELANIE CUSICK-JONES
He tried to decide if he was really ashamed of being afraid, and decided that he was not. Fear was t...
IAIN M. BANKS
The president is even running it on his computer. This program is really CPU intensive and most of t...
CURTIS COOPER
If you were to ask everyone what 'Hamlet' was about, they might say, "It's about a ...
ORLANDO BLOOM
If this truly is a war of ideas, the idea that people can be held indefinitely without charge or tri...
BEN WIZNER
I'm not really good at skiing or snowboarding, or swimming, per se.
THEOPHILUS LONDON
The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
ROBERT BENCHLEY
The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
ROBERT BENCHLEY
Of all the world's enjoyments That ever valued were, There's none of our employments Wit...
THOMAS DURFEE (OR D'URFEY)
The new definition of God - It has the root in Vedanta. The concentrated form of the whole human rac...
SRI JIBANKRISHNA OR DIAMOND
She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad c...
PATRICK MAJOR DALLAS OR
The Supreme Cult never leaves a man. It never gets destroyed or evaporated. It is God’s grace and ...
SRI JIBANKRISHNA OR DIAMOND
Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
MARGARET MEAD
Sooner or later, we sell out for money.
TONY RANDALL
What damn difference does it make which came first, the chicken or the egg if you’re going to eat ...
BOBBY W. MILLER

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It might be to protect yourself,
KRIS HARTE
We've had a pendulum of good and bad responses.
KRIS RINGWALL
They say the first thing to go is your legs, then it's your reflexes, then it's your friends...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
When I was young, I loved shopping at a store on Rodeo Drive called Lina Lee. Shopping there made me...
KRIS JENNER
Consumers are paying substantially more for fuel compared to a month ago. Escalating crude oil price...
KRIS LATHAN
The tragedy of teen driver crashes goes well beyond the teen driver and family. These crashes also k...
KRIS LATHAN
The declining price of gasoline echoes a recent drop in crude oil prices. The drop in oil appears to...
KRIS LATHAN
The price hike comes as crude oil costs continue to climb on energy security woes involving Iran and...
KRIS LATHAN
It's always embarrassing when somebody does something praiseworthy of you.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
We were hitting the ball solid all game and we finally hit some to some spots where they weren't. Ho...
KRIS VANCAS
Cautionary Moral: Don't let your heart overrule your head.
KRIS WALDHERR
You know you are getting old when you wake up with a hangover and don't drink.
KRIS HUEN
The piece of you that loves a part of me tries its best to hold onto the rest,
but my heart is ...
KRIS KIDD
I think I'm a much better father as an older man than I was with my first kids. Occasionally, I ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
She really hit the ball well and was a keystone behind the plate as well. She did a nice job working...
KRIS VANCAS
The morning opens, a mist of innocence appears across the countryside that tells each one of us the ...
KRIS COURTNEY
Apathetic in my adolescence,
my heart is fluorescent. It flickers
like liquor store lights...
KRIS KIDD
We're so conditioned to believe that milk does a body good and that we need enormous amounts of ...
KRIS CARR
The most valuable thing to me seems to be time, and with time, I can be great. I have been... and I ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
I've been trying to think of things to tell my kids, something that I could pass down, and it...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
It was a nice season opener in that we had a chance to see some good things and to get some innings ...
KRIS SAYLOR
Freedom is just another word: It seems to get truer the older I get.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
'Heaven's Gate' was based on a true story about the cattle people: the people who had th...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
There's no need to wait for the bad things and bullshit to be over. Change now. Love now. Live now. ...
KRIS CARR
The great thing about Nashville back in the day was that the old guys hung out where the young guys ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
This is what we do. This is what we live for. I tell them all the time to have fun.
KRIS BRITTON
Human rights is something that wasn't hard to be inspired to write about because there have been...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
II know very, very little about the ukulele, but I actually grew up playing the viola from 4th grade...
KRIS ALLEN
I got scars on my face that tell some kind of story. I'm looking in the mirror, and I got one sc...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
'Sunday Morning Coming Down' is probably the most directly autobiographical thing I'd wr...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for peop...
KRIS ALLEN
Cry wolf often enough and you eventually get eaten by the wolf, even if the wolf is you.
KRIS KIDD
There is stability in self-destruction, in prolonging sadness as a means of escaping abstractions li...
KRIS KIDD
What if I were to tell you the game’s been rigged, that I was destined to win from the very beginn...
KRIS KIDD
I think it’s pretty common to hold onto people, to bribe them with things, say, a body, in the hop...
KRIS KIDD