The scale of the data in the remote office is enormous and the solutions for doing it are terrible; no one is happy with the way remote office backup is done.


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When your afraid of something
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It might be to protect yourself,
KRIS HARTE
We've had a pendulum of good and bad responses.
KRIS RINGWALL
They say the first thing to go is your legs, then it's your reflexes, then it's your friends...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
When I was young, I loved shopping at a store on Rodeo Drive called Lina Lee. Shopping there made me...
KRIS JENNER
Consumers are paying substantially more for fuel compared to a month ago. Escalating crude oil price...
KRIS LATHAN
The tragedy of teen driver crashes goes well beyond the teen driver and family. These crashes also k...
KRIS LATHAN
The declining price of gasoline echoes a recent drop in crude oil prices. The drop in oil appears to...
KRIS LATHAN
The price hike comes as crude oil costs continue to climb on energy security woes involving Iran and...
KRIS LATHAN
It's always embarrassing when somebody does something praiseworthy of you.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
We were hitting the ball solid all game and we finally hit some to some spots where they weren't. Ho...
KRIS VANCAS
Cautionary Moral: Don't let your heart overrule your head.
KRIS WALDHERR
You know you are getting old when you wake up with a hangover and don't drink.
KRIS HUEN
The piece of you that loves a part of me tries its best to hold onto the rest,
but my heart is ...
KRIS KIDD
I think I'm a much better father as an older man than I was with my first kids. Occasionally, I ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
She really hit the ball well and was a keystone behind the plate as well. She did a nice job working...
KRIS VANCAS
The morning opens, a mist of innocence appears across the countryside that tells each one of us the ...
KRIS COURTNEY
Apathetic in my adolescence,
my heart is fluorescent. It flickers
like liquor store lights...
KRIS KIDD
We're so conditioned to believe that milk does a body good and that we need enormous amounts of ...
KRIS CARR
The most valuable thing to me seems to be time, and with time, I can be great. I have been... and I ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
I've been trying to think of things to tell my kids, something that I could pass down, and it...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
It was a nice season opener in that we had a chance to see some good things and to get some innings ...
KRIS SAYLOR
Freedom is just another word: It seems to get truer the older I get.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
'Heaven's Gate' was based on a true story about the cattle people: the people who had th...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
There's no need to wait for the bad things and bullshit to be over. Change now. Love now. Live now. ...
KRIS CARR
The great thing about Nashville back in the day was that the old guys hung out where the young guys ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
This is what we do. This is what we live for. I tell them all the time to have fun.
KRIS BRITTON
Human rights is something that wasn't hard to be inspired to write about because there have been...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
II know very, very little about the ukulele, but I actually grew up playing the viola from 4th grade...
KRIS ALLEN
I got scars on my face that tell some kind of story. I'm looking in the mirror, and I got one sc...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
'Sunday Morning Coming Down' is probably the most directly autobiographical thing I'd wr...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for peop...
KRIS ALLEN
Cry wolf often enough and you eventually get eaten by the wolf, even if the wolf is you.
KRIS KIDD
There is stability in self-destruction, in prolonging sadness as a means of escaping abstractions li...
KRIS KIDD
What if I were to tell you the game’s been rigged, that I was destined to win from the very beginn...
KRIS KIDD
I think it’s pretty common to hold onto people, to bribe them with things, say, a body, in the hop...
KRIS KIDD