The man recovered of the bite, / The dog it was that died.

Logicians have but ill defined As rational the human mind. Logic, they say, belongs to man, But let them prove it if they can.

The greatest object in the universe, says a certain philosopher, is a good man struggling with adversity; yet there is a still greater, which is the good man that comes to relieve it

I do not love a man who is zealous for nothing

I was ever of the opinion, that the honest man who married and brought up a large family, did more service than he who continued single, and only talked of population.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'