The minute I saw the front page of the 'Daily Telegraph' - me with my arm around the latest 'X-Factor' contestant - I realised I'd gone into a new realm.

You've just got to go with what's in front of you. That's why you all should turn the page on me. You guys keep bringing back old crap. Just turn the page, move on.

I'm waiting for it to get out of the main front page of the newspaper.

I turn to the 'Telegraph's' obituaries page with trepidation.

Don't do or say things you would not like to see on the front page of The Washington Post.

wipe the Karl Rove story off the front page.