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The minute I think I'm getting mellow, I'm retiring. Who ever heard of a mellow winner?


Woody Hayes

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DONALD C HALL Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.
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SIMI GREWAL All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
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RON GARRIQUES The angel of spring, the mellow-throated nightingale.
CHRISTINA G. ROSSETTI Who saw life steadily, and saw it whole: / The mellow glory of the Attic stage.
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KRISTEN WIIG Im still runnin against the wind
Well Im older now and still
Against the wind
BOB SEGER Im in the state of Imbroglio
NOBLE DA GENIUS Don't run away.
Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA Im very nurturing.
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ALAN RICKMAN He never complained. He was very sweet and mellow.
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BJORK Im proud that Im a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a poli...
HARRY S TRUMAN Okay.
JOHN GREEN All rock musicians are deaf... Or insensitive to mellow sounds.
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KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) Im going to use you and abuse you a distortion of the truth!
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NICK HILL Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.
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KANYE WEST Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around.
ROSS LYNCH Mellow doesn't always make for a good story, but it makes for a good life.
ANNE HATHAWAY Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws.
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JIM RICE A Bullet is a man, from time to time he strays, I compare my life to this, To this I relate. And Im ...
CHRIS CORNELL They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?
JODI PICOULT Im Holding onto What i Hope Will Keep You by My side
DALLAS GREEN Beware the Asian Bear!!
MICHAEL IM Hackers have discovered IM; it's the new playground for them.
ANDREW LOCHART You'll never find another like me because im the original.
RACHEL W Im on a roller coaster that only goes up my friend.
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NOT YER TYPICAL DORK Hail! Thou as victor crowned. [Ger., Heil dir im Siegerkranz.]
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