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Related You do the best job you can. You take it step by step. It's hard enough to make a movie. If it w... OLIVER STONE If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... As a director, you can't stop a guy if he thinks something's hysterical, because if you do, ... EVAN GOLDBERG That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it. EMINEM Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON I don't care if it's somebody else's song. Most of the time, you'll find that I'... TAJ MAHAL It's hard to tell with these Internet startups if they're really interested in building comp... STEVE JOBS I used to be a retailer, and I find it discouraging when somebody comes in and they pick something u... MICHAEL ENZI I'll always do 'Sherlock' - it's something I'm not going to give up on. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON It's clear to me now that Ethereum is the new currency of the Internet. It's way ahead of wh... GIL PENCHINA Actors, we like stories, we like storytelling, we love being a part of the story, and if you give us... AARON STANFORD It's so easy to play us guys that I hate to give away secrets to women because I know they'l... JAMIE FOXX If you will give the matter a moment's thought, you'll see that memory is the highest facult... JOSEPH PULITZER It used to be that in comedy you had to play the clubs and work your way up, but now, before you do ... TREVOR MOORE When you go see a good DJ, you'll know it, man - you'll know it in your bones. Between the g... KASKADE It's a social contract we make. We're willing to give up certain things. We give you the rig... MATT APUZZO It's hard for me to talk about Dom right now because I am Dom right now. So it's a really st... VIN DIESEL When you decide you want to become a television writer, you naively assume it's going to be like... JEFFREY KLARIK It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON When I do a horror or a fantasy film it all boils down to something in the script that surprises me.... LANCE HENRIKSEN Some stuff I don't even put out. I'll just be home, happy, creating something for myself, an... LUPE FIASCO I think you can learn a lot about a guy from the way that he talks to you and the way that he compli... ALY MICHALKA Any artist, the work you do, if it's a painting or if it's a performance, you hope it transl... MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY When Steven Spielberg thinks you're the one, then I'll do anything. If you want me to put a ... CHARLOTTE LE BON It'll be the Internet and piracy that will kill film. There's a philosophy that the Internet... HELEN MIRREN It's been said that Bill Gates has come up with something that'll be released in December th... MERLE HAGGARD I don't pick up my work at all. If it's something that's still in progress and I have th... ADRIAN TOMINE It's a bloody shame that all the video stores have gone, I'll tell you. Everything's so ... ALEXANDRA CASSAVETES But don't get caught out there looking goofy. It's weird. When you do something that stinks,... JAMIE FOXX I don't think the job of the antiracist is to convert the far-out heathen racist, or give them t... TIM WISE If there's a good screenplay, there's a chance that something good is going to happen. If yo... AYELET ZURER Communication isn't just directing a guy on what to do: it's passing the information along t... DAN QUINN Oftentimes, if you're talking to a seasoned interviewer who asks you a question, they may do a f... BRIAN GREENE Lance Armstrong is the guy that I would put up there as one of my heroes. He's done something th... CRAIG T. NELSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH 'Enlightened Rogues' we made like the earlier ones: whatever tune came up, whatever directio... BUTCH TRUCKS The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl... ANGIE KARAN I love Mike Tyson. I was a fan, as everybody else was. The moment somebody stood up to him, he didn&... DANIEL CORMIER Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they ap... DANE COOK The best marriages are the ones where we can go out in the world and really put ourselves out there.... BRENE BROWN Whenever I see something that looks like it could be good - whether it's on vinyl, CD or cassett... WILL OLDHAM If somebody's in the community doing cool stuff, we'll hire them. BURNIE BURNS If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... When you do something best in life, you don't really want to give that up - and for me it's ... ROGER FEDERER I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. ... ANDY SAMBERG My father used to always say to me that, you know, if a guy goes out to steal a loaf of bread to fee... JESSE VENTURA It's one thing if you write a song and somebody else sings it because you give the OK. But if yo... BEBE REXHA No hot guy should be allowed to have an English accent and drive a motorcycle. Not to mention w... JANDY NELSON We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horrib... SETH MACFARLANE We are taught to consume. And that's what we do. But if we realized that there really is no reas... RIVER PHOENIX It costs a lot of money to deliver newsprint. It's so much easier to do it through the air, Inte... FRANK DEFORD I think people are just haters. When they see people doing well, some people, if there's somethi... ALANA BLANCHARD Starting out, they told me: 'You're a good-looking guy. We'll put you in this role, and ... SAM WORTHINGTON Often the best guys are just those that can suffer longer, who don't give up. And it's so ea... DAVID MILLAR If somebody came up with a really good idea, everyone would back it. Especially when we did the show... DAVE FOLEY We all get so caught up in the moment of what we're doing every day, it's hard to hit that r... TONY STEWART Something I'll always remember - when I was a kid, I shook hands with Orville Wright. Forty year... JONATHAN WINTERS The real issue for the public is to figure out which narrative do we want. We can have a bigger gove... GLENN HUBBARD I'll be excited when I get my heart broken properly for the first time. I'll be like, 'T... SAM SMITH They do think it is a big summer movie and that's why they want to give it a great chance, but t... DAVID R. ELLIS Every day that you're on set is a new day to learn something. Every time you're there, there... ISAAC HEMPSTEAD WRIGHT I know something quite sure. We'll never have peace with this Syrian regime. They'll never g... WALID JUMBLATT You never know when you put out an album that's unique whether it'll get beat up for it or n... BEN FOLDS The future belongs to all who, refusing to look back at the past move ahead with the clock as it tic... ODO SIMON AGBO That?s what they do. That?s part of their defense. We?ll be ready for it. That?s what we work on all... DANIEL GRAHAM When you reach out to God humbly, you'll find that He's already reaching out to you. CRAIG GROESCHEL People say that if you find water rising up to your ankle, that's the time to do something about... CHINUA ACHEBE We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me ... TROY PERRY The minute I put my leg on a horse and say, 'Come on, let's go,' I absolutely believe th... IAN MILLAR A lot of people think, 'I'll give acting or poetry or filmmaking a try. And if it doesn'... BRIT MARLING People respond in accordance to how you relate to them. If you approach them on the basis of violenc... NELSON MANDELA I'm not a big gadget guy. When I write, I'll do the whole thing by hand, and then I'll p... VINCE VAUGHN There's no greater feeling in the world than when you can put a smile on somebody's face jus... J. J. WATT The big idea of, 'Hey, I can pay anyone, anywhere, with whatever digital wallet they have, and i... JEREMY ALLAIRE If I'm going to do something a little bit more adult, I'll do it if it's going to be on ... MELISSA JOAN HART When one guy undermines the other, it only causes trouble, and the team isn't successful. It'... ED BELFOUR We all can relate to people's weaknesses. We might put up a facade that everything is perfect bu... JOEL KINNAMAN It's about taking advantage of the opportunities you have right now, and right now we're in ... DWYANE WADE Sometimes you'll see people give performances in comedy with an ironic detachment where they'... ZACH WOODS Some people say to be an actor you've got to die to do it. I think it's healthy if you think... KATE ASHFIELD I think that if we get back to some basic fundamental principles, we can make sure that we resolve t... ALLEN WEST When it's clear that we have a commitment to God that comes before anything else in our lives, most ... CRAIG GROESCHEL 28. Feelings are neither right nor wrong. It's what you do with them that causes the problems. JAMES C. DOBSON Growing up, I learned that if you are passionate about something, that you can move mountains. Passi... STEPHANIE ALLAIN Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the presi... KARL ROVE When a child wants to be accepted, he'll do anything. And if it means you're getting a certa... ADEWALE AKINNUOYE-AGBAJE A domain name is your address, your address on the Internet. We all have a physical address; we'... BOB PARSONS In China, I realized that if you visit often enough and learn the language, you will be assimilated,... ABIGAIL WASHBURN If it's a good LP, you'll get that tingle that makes you put it on again no matter what your... ANDY PARTRIDGE I heard we'll get you a pass because we know you're married to a black woman. You're mar... BLAIR UNDERWOOD It'll certainly give the pigeons something to do. PAT CASH It's like a cast of actors; you're all working together closely under pressure to produce so... DAVID TALBOT What would be better, that people build big houses thinking that they'll make capital gains or t... ROBERT J. SHILLER If there's a country, and it's dangerous, and we deploy a U.S. military man or woman, if the... JOHN F. KELLY When you grow up your mother says, 'Wear rubbers or you'll catch cold.' When you become ... DIANE ARBUS If the project has good writing and is something I get excited about, then I'll do the role. And... GBENGA AKINNAGBE I certainly wouldn't mind if 'Jurassic Park' turns out to be commercially successful, an... LAURA DERN If you're filming somebody doing something they really want to do, you're probably not very ... D. A. PENNEBAKER
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For Deity offended! ROBERT BURNS I have a big personality, and I think big personality plus blond hair makes me come across as glib. ... BROOKE BURNS Got no check books, got no banks. Still I'd like to express my thanks - I got the sun in the mornin'... IRVING BURNS Kings may be blest, but Tam was glorious,
O'er a' the ills o' life victorious. ROBERT BURNS I have regular peels and Botox. It's something I'll always do. People redecorate their homes... PETE BURNS His locked, lettered, braw brass collar, Shewed him the gentleman and scholar. ROBERT BURNS Hope springs exulting on triumphant wing. ROBERT BURNS Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting h... GEORGE BURNS Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be for... ROBERT BURNS The landlord's laugh was ready chorus. ROBERT BURNS O, wad some Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as others see us! It wad frae monie a b... ROBERT BURNS Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. GEORGE BURNS The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. GEORGE BURNS Be quick to learn and wise to know. GEORGE BURNS Life's but a day at most. GEORGE BURNS Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. GEORGE BURNS Let us do or die. ROBERT BURNS I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better... GEORGE BURNS Prudent, cautious self-control, is wisdom's root. ROBERT BURNS It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. GEORGE BURNS You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. GEORGE BURNS How can I die? I'm booked. GEORGE BURNS If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. GEORGE BURNS By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. GEORGE BURNS You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while yo... GEORGE BURNS Critics! Those cut-throat bandits in the paths of fame. ROBERT BURNS Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. GEORGE BURNS Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting ha... GEORGE BURNS Learn taciturnity and let that be your motto! ROBERT BURNS When chill November's surly blast make fields and forest bare. ROBERT BURNS Had we never lov'd sae kindly, Had we never lov'd sae blindly, Never met -- or never parted -- we ha... ROBERT BURNS I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. GEORGE BURNS Suspense is worst than disappointment. ROBERT BURNS A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but rather the careers of those who w... H.S.M. BURNS The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men Gang aft agley. ROBERT BURNS Their sighing , canting , grace-proud faces, their three-mile prayers, and half-mile graces. ROBERT BURNS I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. GEORGE BURNS Dare to be honest and fear no labor. ROBERT BURNS If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. GEORGE BURNS The Thames is liquid history. JOHN BURNS I want someone to laugh with me, someone to be grave with me, someone to please me and help my discr... ROBERT BURNS How wretched is the person who hangs on by the favors of the powerful. ROBERT BURNS The heart and benevolent and kind the most resembles God. ROBERT BURNS I pick my favorite quotation and store them in my mind as ready armor, offensive or defensive, amid ... ROBERT BURNS There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing. ROBERT BURNS Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised th... ROBERT BURNS Ae fond kiss, and then we sever! A farewell, and then forever! Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll ... ROBERT BURNS The great Creator to revere Must sure become the creature; But still the preaching cant forbea... ROBERT BURNS His locked, lettered, braw brass collar,
Shewed him the gentleman and scholar. ROBERT BURNS Gars auld claes look amaist as weel's the new. ROBERT BURNS The daisy's for simplicity and unaffected air. ROBERT BURNS Even thou who mournst the daisy's fate,
That fate is thine--no distant date;
Stern Ruin's plou... ROBERT BURNS Man's inhumanity to man Makes countless thousands mourn! ROBERT BURNS It is cruelty to be humane to rebels, and humanity is cruelty.
[Fr., Contre les rebelles c'est cru... ROBERT BURNS Ilk cowslip cup shall kep a tear. ROBERT BURNS And wild-scatter'd cowslips bedeck the green dale. ROBERT BURNS Contented wi' little, and cantie wi' mair. ROBERT BURNS I'll be merry and free,
I'll be sad for nae-body;
If nae-body cares for me,
I'll care fo... ROBERT BURNS To liken them to your auld-warld squad,
I must needs say comparisons are odd. ROBERT BURNS Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing. FRANK BURNS I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. GEORGE BURNS Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch! GEORGE BURNS Good history is a question of survival. Without any past, we will deprive ourselves of the defining ... KEN BURNS All-cheering Plenty, with her flowing horn,
Led yellow Autumn, wreath'd with nodding corn. ROBERT BURNS And there begins a lang digression
About the lords o' the creation. ROBERT BURNS O Life! thou art a galling load, Along a rough, a weary road, To wretches such as I. ROBERT BURNS The wide world is all before us--
But a world without a friend. ROBERT BURNS Affliction's sons are brothers in distress;
A brother to relieve, how exquisite the bliss! ROBERT BURNS In durance vile here must I wake and weep,
And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep. ROBERT BURNS Then horn for horn they stretch and strive;
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive. ROBERT BURNS I waive the quantum o' the sin,
The hazard of concealing:
But, och! it hardens a' within,
... ROBERT BURNS I pick my favourite quotations and store them in my mind as ready armour, offensive or defensive, am... ROBERT BURNS Beneath the milk-white thorn that scents the evening gale.
from the poem
The Cotter’s Saturday Ni... ROBERT BURNS Oh, wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursel's as ithers see us!
It wad frae monie a blu... ROBERT BURNS What's a' your jargon o' your schools,
Your Latin names for horns and stools;
If honest nature... ROBERT BURNS G-- knows I'm no the thing I should be,
Nor am I even the thing I could be,
But twenty times I... ROBERT BURNS Farewell, my friends! farewell, my foes!
My peace with these, my love with those.
The burstin... ROBERT BURNS Hear, Land o' Cakes, and brither Scots,
Frae Maidenkirk to Johnie Groat's;-
If there's a hole ... ROBERT BURNS O Scotia! my dear, my native soil!
For whom my warmest wish to heaven is sent;
Long may thy h... ROBERT BURNS But pleasures are like poppies spread;
You seize the flower, its bloom is shed.
Or like the sn... ROBERT BURNS Man's inhumanity to man
Makes countless thousands mourn! ROBERT BURNS The mother may forget the child
That smiles sae sweetly on her knee;
But I'll remember thee, G... ROBERT BURNS O wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursel's as ithers see us!
It wad frae monie a blund... ROBERT BURNS My dear, my native soil!
For whom my warmest wish to Heav'n is sent,
Long may thy hardy sons o... ROBERT BURNS Chords that vibrate sweetest pleasure
Thrill the deepest notes of wo. ROBERT BURNS Some wee short hour ayont the twal. ROBERT BURNS The snowdrop and primrose our woodlands adorn,
And violets bathe in the wet o' the morn. ROBERT BURNS Now blooms the lily by the bank,
The primrose down the brae;
The hawthorn's budding in the gle... ROBERT BURNS Mourn, little harebells, o'er the lea;
Ye stately foxgloves fair to see!
Ye woodbines, hanging... ROBERT BURNS The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that. ROBERT BURNS A prince can mak a belted knight,
A marquis, duke, and a' that;
But an honest man's aboon his ... ROBERT BURNS A man's a man for a' that! ROBERT BURNS Then gently scan your brother man,
Still gentler sister woman;
Though they may gang a' kennin'... ROBERT BURNS Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. ROBERT BURNS Suspense is worse than disappointment. ROBERT BURNS Hear how he clears the points o' Faith
Wi' rattling an' thumpin'!
Now meekly calm, now wild in... ROBERT BURNS There's some are fou o' love divine,
There's some are fou' o' brandy. ROBERT BURNS The fear o' hell's the hangman's whip
To laud the wretch in order;
But where ye feel your hono... ROBERT BURNS Liberty's in every blow!
Let us do or die. ROBERT BURNS Comin' through the rye, poor body,
Comin' through the rye,
She draigl't a' her petticoatie,
... ROBERT BURNS My heart's in the Highlands, my heart is not here;
My heart's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer. ROBERT BURNS Now a' is done that men can do,
And a' is done in vain. ROBERT BURNS We twa hae run about the braes,
And pu'd the gowans fine. ROBERT BURNS His ancient, trusty, drouthy crony,
Tam lo'ed him like a vera brither--
They had been fou for ... ROBERT BURNS The fear o’ hell’s a hangman’s whip to haud the wretch in order; But where ye feel your honor ... ROBERT BURNS But deep this truth impress'd my mind: Thro' all His works abroad, The heart benevolent a... ROBERT BURNS Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of wo... GEORGE BURNS If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding wo... GEORGE BURNS I don't like to drive. I don't like the aggressiveness that goes along with driving. HEATHER BURNS Affliction's sons are brothers in distress; A brother to relieve, how exquisite the bliss! ROBERT BURNS