The more obscure our tastes, the greater the proof of our genius.

You should spend more time reading the Good Book and less reading all those novels. What are you going to tell the Lord on Judgement Day when He asks you why you didn't read your bible? Hmm?"

I will tell Him that His press agents could have done with a writing lesson or two, I said. To myself.

They have demonstrated superb taste by giving me my own show and it's humbling that they recognize my unequaled genius.

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much, doing nothing, really doing nothing.

Humor is key in getting through this journey. I needed to see the lighter side of life.