They have demonstrated superb taste by giving me my own show and it's humbling that they recognize my unequaled genius.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

The more obscure our tastes, the greater the proof of our genius.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

Mead is an incredibly diverse beverage and has wonderful flavor and aroma profiles. The public can taste for themselves at the festival. We proudly remind everyone that mead is historically referred to as nectar of the gods and can stand alone or, just like grape wine and beer, complement food at the dinner table.

What is exhilarating in bad taste is the aristocratic pleasure of giving offense.