The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

Night is a room darkened for lovers. . . .

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.