Mark Twain
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When everything was at its worst
He has proven me and the rest of the wor... HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS It was probably my parents who inspired me most. My father was a scientist and answered my scientifi... NANCY ROMAN The whole of my life I have relied on my beauty first, brains second. KRISTEN CALLIHAN From the time he stepped on the field, my career took off. He was already going to be a star. He hel... LAVERANUES COLES When I was eight years old I went to visit my brother who was working on a movie of the week with my... MACKENZIE ASTIN JOYCE CAROL OATES ALLEN GINSBERG My dad was good friends with the Bad Medicine Blues Band - one of the only blues bands in Fargo, as ... JONNY LANG He is a neighbor of the family she is staying with, and when he went online, he saw my notice. He ca... DOROTHY DEMBOSKI It was pretty high, man. It was way up in the sky. My cousin from Midland called me and told me he s... JOE GUTIERREZ I was staying with my sister and messing around with the guitar every day for my own amusement. Then... OTIS RUSH It was a bad throw by me, absolutely awful. Stephen was the check down. I saw him there and took my ... JAKE DELHOMME DOLLY PARTON COLLEEN HOOVER BILL BRADLEY My father died when I was 7. I was his favorite child, and he was my beloved father. I brought him a... P. L. TRAVERS I attribute my entire football career, as far as getting me started, getting me interested, keeping ... BOB LILLY My dad does watch my work now. My parents watch everything I'm on. I think the first time they s... KENNETH CHOI TAMMARA WEBBER HENRY ROLLINS When I went to the UW and I first started taking my classes, he gave me guidance as to what courses ... CHARLES MITCHELL JOHN GRISHAM VICTOR HUGO As a child, I was raised by native Hawaiian elders - three old women who took care of me while my pa... ELIZABETH KAPU'UWAILANI LINDSEY As a child, I was raised by native Hawaiian elders - three old women who took care of me while my pa... ELIZABETH KAPU'UWAILANI LINDSEY J. G. BALLARD SONNY LISTON It was him. I tackled him and hugged him. We fell to the ground. He was my son. He was my heart. . .... TERRY CARTER He said on the mound he didn't try to hit me, ... I just looked at him and said, 'Come on man.' It r... ERIC HINSKE He said on the mound he didn't try to hit me. I just looked at him and said, 'Come on man.' It reall... ERIC HINSKE He was flamboyant, he exaggerated, he had flash and glitter. He fit into my image of what Hollywood ... DANA ROHRABACHER He was always one of my biggest supporters. My junior year, I was the only girl on the track team an... LYNN LAFREE AYELET ZURER JULIA BARR Coach Carey saw me play for the first time at the state tournament and someone told my dad that he s... BRITTANY HOLESTINE I just knew who it was. The light was on and I saw him. He had a ski mask on, but it was all open ..... JOHN GARRETT In 2003 the blackmail started. He started calling me and first said he was a private investigator. I... KIRK TALLEY I turned around the corner and saw him starting to scramble. The first time I was coming from behind... ANTWAN PEEK TYLER PERRY The whole time I was on 'Grey's,' I'm still reconciling myself to my 11-year-old son... ISAIAH WASHINGTON My earliest memories are of my father explaining to me the American Dream and how he expected me to ... JOE LHOTA My dad was a musician who went to Berklee, and he made me learn piano when I was five. MADI DIAZ ROBERT A. HEINLEIN ROBERT A. HEINLEIN JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE He went to every fund-raising meeting vouching for a first-time feature director and first-time scre... DAN FUTTERMAN EL DEBARGE Kirby wasn't a very romantic man at times. He bent down on one knee and showed me the ring and asked... JODI OLSON When I joined it was at the same time that he came back to the club after running a few sports shops... COLIN COOPER I never saw my dad cry. My son saw me cry. My dad never told me he loved me, and consequently I told... JAMES CAAN I was running to catch a train when one of my teachers saw me. He thought I was fast, time me, and l... ELIZABETH ROBINSON SCHWARTZ He was flirting with me. He blew his whistle and looked at me with every decision he made... Maybe i... WANDERLEY LUXEMBURGO He was flirting with me. He blew his whistle and looked at me with every decision he made....Maybe i... VANDERLEI LUXEMBURGO André read me even when I was silent. He saw all of me, and he still wanted me. He thought I was be... KARINA SZCZUREK I went to uni because that was what was expected of me really, and all my mates were going to univer... NICK ATKINSON WALLY SCHIRRA I was at ease, but he hath broken me asunder: he hath also taken me by my neck, and shaken me to pie... BIBLE KRISTEN ASHLEY You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was fo... HAL HOLBROOK I think it all went with the first set. Losing a tiebreak like that is painful, ... It affected me m... GASTON GAUDIO I am a shark, Cassie," he says slowly, drawing the words out, as if he might be speaking to me for t... RICK YANCEY VAL KILMER JENNA MORASCA He was huge. He was ridiculously important [to the team]. This guy went out and all of a sudden he j... BRAD ARNSBERG He leaned into Le Voir’s face with the calliper and breathed on him, holding forth on this new sci... CLAIRE ROBERTSON EMMA CLINE George Murphy tagged that name "Butch" on me years ago. We were all at a party and he went around ta... CESAR ROMERO AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO PRIYANKA CHOPRA JAY PARINI JOHN TERRY He automatically put handcuffs on me. I asked him why he was arresting me. The officer who was searc... BRUCE WHITE (My father) he would be surprised to know he was still popular today, ... He told me, when he was qu... ARTHUR MARX Both my parents love jazz, and while growing up they took me to hear it live all the time, which cem... KYLE EASTWOOD DEBI MAZAR HANNAH SIMONE EARL OF ARRAN He saw me crying and he was like 'Mommy, why are you crying?' and then he patted my hair and gave me... ISADORA COCCO At Oxford it took me weeks to convince the man on the gate that I was the manager. He always gave me... JIM SMITH He'll never be here for me to grow old with. He was my life. He was my love. He was my heart and sou... ARMY SGT. My dad's having some trouble, but he was able to be here, ... The last time he saw me play (in perso... CHARLES GREENE Stephen is a big, big player, so he makes me work really hard. Every time he blocks my shot, then I ... AHMET GUEYE My stepfather met my mother when I was seven years old, and he was a guitar player. So he caught me ... GEORGE BENSON MACKLEMORE Seber came out and got JeJuan and took him on the base, and he went out and played with the older cr... DAPHNE BROWN I saw another student from Spain and I asked if I could go with him, but he said there was not enoug... ALEX BELDA Every day while I was in the hospital, every one of the them came and saw me, and they just wanted m... DAMIEN HESS JULIE ANNE PETERS
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The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, w... 
The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he se... 
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. 
My dad took me out to see a meteor shower when I was a little kid, and it was scary for me because h... 
He does something to me, that boy. Every time. It’s his only detriment. He steps on my heart. He m... 
My father never kissed me, hugged me or told me that he loved me. As my only living parent, he becam... 
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. 
Mark Twain was very unhappy with himself for various reasons. He was very unhappy with America of th... 
He saw that I was shy, and at the time I was still scared of feeling with another person, so he put ... 
The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking ... 
We all have a limit. What we’re willing to put up with before we break. When I married your father... 
Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated, 
My last coherent thought, as Lucas took his time kissing and touching every part of me he could reac... 
It took me until my teenage years to realize that I was medicating with music. I was pushing back ag... 
My mum was never too keen on TV, so we kids all went to the library and got books out. Right from th... 
Cosette, do you hear? he has come to that! he asks my forgiveness! And do you know what he has done ... 
My father worked, and my mother played bridge. Every time I went out of the house, I was chauffeur-d... 
The only thing my old man ever gave me was a beating, 
The age of 20 was all about stupid things. I did crazy things but never lost it. I was, you know, a ... 
I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he... 
My father who was there in the house, he wasn't at all a role model. And my mother, who was tryi... 
Harshaw had the arrogant humility of the man who has learned so much that he is aware of his own ign... 
Harshaw had the arrogant humility of the man who has learned so much that he is aware of his own ign... 
He only earns his freedom and existence who daily conquers them anew. 
I hit rock bottom before I even went there. Actually, prison was the rescue mission that God had put... 
Dad went to Canada to learn how to fly with the Royal Canadian Air Force. He took me on my first air... 
He grabbed my calves and yanked them apart, then pushed them up so my knees were bent. He put a knee... 
Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is. 
My family and high school friends were the only people who were with me every step of the way throug... 
Hatred was easy. The permutations constant over the years: A stranger at a fair who palmed my crotch... 
How sweet all at once it was for me to be rid of those fruitless joys which I had once feared to los... 
My father is conservative but has always supported my decisions. He lets me take my own decisions. H... 
My father was a Baptist preacher, and he used to read the King James Bible to me every single mornin... 
I had a little teddy bear called Gordon the gopher. I took him to bed with me, he'd come to scho... 
My mom had me at 16 and took me every place she went. I remember going on peace marches. She tried t... 
I remember the first time my friend Colin Lewis, who used to be a judge with me on a show on MuchMus... 
My father told me that if you saw a man in a Rolls Royce you could be sure he was not a gentleman un... 
The man that got me into collecting sneakers in the first place was the man they call Michael Jordan... 
She was in me, in my blood, invading every cell in my body. She was the one I wanted. She was the on... 
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. 
My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. 
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.