the only time you can make sence and notmake sense is when your with sasha

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

Don’t panic. Don’t panic.
Someone opens the door.
Do not panic.
“Hi.”
I’m smiling, but I find myself leaning awkwardly to my chair. Crap, I am panicked.

Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under your kilt," the man's voice said with an elegant aplomb. "Where would you like your guest's things, sir?

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.