The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.

I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.

I've done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for 'Let Me Explain,' I toured all over the world. These movies I have coming out - 'Ride Along,' 'Grudge Match,' 'About Last Night,' 'Think Like a Man Too' - are putting me in a position to become universal on an even bigger scale.

No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'.

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand-new day.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.