The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Animals are human just like us in a different shape and form so do not abuse them.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees