To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!

When we go to seafood restaurants I tell them 'Just water for me, thanks.' - Fish

Behold the flying elephant, one day it flies and one day it doesn't... today it doesn't.

You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.