Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?

When we go to seafood restaurants I tell them 'Just water for me, thanks.' - Fish

Behold the flying elephant, one day it flies and one day it doesn't... today it doesn't.