The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met one dry player in 35 years.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

I talk fast because I'm asthmatic, and I'm desperately hoping the words get out before my breath fails.