The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.