The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like 'Seinfeld,' 'Friends,' you know, 'Three and a Half Men.'