The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.