The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

I had a lovely military flight, thank you. I love spiraling in -- nothing like that to make your colon go, "Fire in the hole!"

Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But in the end, I can't regret them because I met amazing people. There was always something that was worth it.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.