The same ... tags I put on her 8 years ago.

We thought maybe she got hurt or something, but nobody called, or anything like that.

We were used to her wandering, never wandered too far away. She always came back home, no problem, but that day, she didn't come back.

Car-essential is a real turn-off to me, so yeah, I just want a friendly holiday resort with a villa and a pool, but which is really private, but there again, there's a supermarket and a doctor's and a beach a five-minute walk away. That's all I want, and it's quite difficult to find.

This is a verdict in favor of no one and it will not have any practical impact on Philip Morris and its employees.

When I was 15, if Stephen Fry had advised me to trim my eyebrows with a Flymo, I would have given it serious consideration.