The storm is over, there is sunlight in my heart. I have a glass of wine and sit thinking of what has passed.


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I don't know if I have a favorite color.
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For me, my life is a journey.
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Just make sure they have a glass of wine first.
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Oh Cup-bearer, set my glass afire with the light of wine!
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The secret of my success is my hairspray.
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Love is blind, and a deaf-mute too.
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My life is a struggle.
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Next generations will not know what is to have childhood.
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I keep thinking, what if my family members were over there?
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Jaime smiled knowingly. Men will read all sorts of things into a knowing smile if you let them.
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Its like I have a window in my chest where sunlight is pouring in.
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I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.
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Before you came,
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the sky was the dead-end of sight,
th...
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He is the Wise who...
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P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE
Golf...is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge th...
P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is f...
P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE
Flowers are happy things.
P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE
He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to...
P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE
It is good rule in life to never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and t...
P. G. [SIR PELHAM GRENVILLE] WODEHOUSE