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Bill Borden

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We have absolutely blown the doors off the number of duck callers this year. There's going to be mor...
JACK NUGENT
We're trying to encourage shorter, high-quality submissions in addition to the long packages we get.
SIG GISSLER
I want to see overwhelming force repel anybody who is trying to get into the White House.
JASON CHAFFETZ
I'm sure he wanted better. But a 73 is nothing to shake a stick at.
DENNIS ERLICH
I think more than writers, the major influences on me have been European movies, jazz, and Abstract ...
DON DELILLO
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one...
FRANK ZAPPA
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love...
FRANK ZAPPA
I kind of just stumbled into producing. It was more that I was a writer, and the only way you were g...
BABYFACE
My mothering needed a tad more Mother Theresa and a lot less Lizzy Borden.
IRENE TOMKINSON
Are there different calls that stick with you? ... Hard to shake them off?
JUDITH IVEY
One week later the people who were told he was a jerk remembered a higher bill -- from 10 percent to...
DAVID PIZARRO
He understood. We kept him until the end. There aren't too many times when a non-roster guy gets mor...
JIM HENDRY
What I get more than anything [from fans] is you've got to stick it out. He needs you.
JENNIFER MORRISON
Once you agree, then pinky swear and spit-shake that you will both stick to the budget.
DAVE RAMSEY
The movies that influenced me were movies that told their stories through pictures more than words.
SAM MENDES
In some ways, you could argue, television is doing far more interesting work than the movies. It'...
WILLIAM BOYD
A lot of movies at this festival were struggling to find distributors, ... This film was fortunate e...
IVAN REITMAN
There are a lot of people, who want to be writers, who stumble at a blank page. You could imagine an...
PHILIP M. PARKER
People try to change too much at once and it becomes overwhelming, and they end up falling off the p...
IAN K. SMITH
We threw a few guys at (Lucas) trying to keep fresh legs, and there were a couple of times we tried ...
DAN STOLZ
[The original 20 songs in his repertoire he hoped to record were whittled down with Sutherland's hel...
WILL DANFORTH
We were trying to match their physical play. It was getting frustrating. We could never get into the...
BERNIE BUNIAK
For 'Narrow Stairs', the majority of the songs I brought in were guitar songs - songs we cou...
BEN GIBBARD
theres actualy more cells in our brains than there are brains in our entire body
KEN M
Real pirates were better than in movies, more daring and terrifying and cunning than any screenwrite...
ROBERT KURSON
There's more to eggs on a stick than just eggs on a stick.
LEE SOMERSTEIN
We are pounding our heads on the wall trying to get a solution, ... It's just a little overwhelming.
JACK NICHOLS
here I am simply trying to get into your head
you think you were born you die what a pity
IKKYU
We did not want to get into a position where we had more orders than we could handle.
JACK BUTORAC
At some point, I had to make a decision: I could practice more and become a really great guitar play...
JAMES IHA
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to t...
JACK HANDY
I think that... the age of just slapping songs into movies, that's done.
JOE PERRY
Eliza was very passionate about trying to find ways to make computer science and engineering more ap...
JOSEPH FALL
It's almost like they're trying to be provocative -- are they trying to get the bill passed or tryin...
DONNA BERGER
Susan digs into how the gamblers were trying to get to the Reds.
GENE CARNEY
I've learned a lot about the consistency of being in a championship race, about getting a good finis...
BRANDON DAVIS
We were trying to find ways to lengthen the carrot and shorten the stick. We were looking for ways t...
PETER ADLER
Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than cav...
MICKEY SPILLANE
Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than cav...
MICKEY SPILLANE
Meeting you was a disaster.”
She raised a brow. “Thank you.”
Djel, he was terrible a...
LEIGH BARDUGO
In 1986 we were trying to help women get in print, stay in print, and come to the attention of books...
SARA PARETSKY
Some times you lose more than you win. It's about handling losses and trying to turn them into p...
LINDSAY DAVENPORT
It's a part of football, you get concussed, you gotta keep on playing. You can't get afraid ...
CALVIN JOHNSON
I don't know if she should worry too much, I mean some of our greatest writers have had movies m...
PAUL AUSTER
I think people who were trying to get into investment properties and trying to flip them won't see t...
BOB MOULTON
Gosh, you were so good. Maybe Bill (Clinton) could take a couple of days off, and you could fill in ...
SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE
It's always a mistake for writers to key their submissions to world events, because they move so...
RICHARD CURTIS
I love books, by the way, way more than movies. Movies tell you what to think. A good book lets you ...
KAREN MARIE MONING
It's a lot more than that, but ... I don't want to get into it at this time.
ARTHUR BENSON
I saw Whitney break his stick and they had a 2-on-2, but there was a guy going to the net and (Whitn...
SIDNEY CROSBY
He's on at 11:30 p.m. He could stick around for a couple more hours. He'd be fun.
JANE CLAYSON
Working for a federal agency was like trying to dislodge a prune skin from the roof of the mouth. Mo...
CASKIE STINNETT
We were trying to get him back on the field. We saw him a little bit Monday and last Friday. He was ...
DON BRADY
Here's the problem -- fuel, fuel and fuel. When you're looking at a bill that is $600 million more t...
ED STEWART
A bit more good news could push the markets higher but any uncertainty could still shake them out.
HOWARD GORGES
To me, you were more than just a person. You were a place where I finally felt at home.
DENICE ENVALL
At least we were trying in the third, which is more than I can say for the first two periods. At lea...
CRAIG MACTAVISH
If you get the dirty end of the stick, sharpen it and turn it into a useful tool
COLIN POWELL
Of the 60 movies I wrote, more than half were written in two weeks or less.
BEN HECHT
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, theres a bright day...
TUPAC SHAKUR
We never gave up. We were trying to get the game down to where we could make a run and get it close.
LOREN STOKES
I see individuals scurrying to get into more fuel-efficient cars. Then they find out they owe more o...
JOE ADAMS
We were working with the Railroad Commission to get it done rather than to get a bill passed in the ...
MORRIS BURNS
What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the ...
LOGAN PEARSALL SMITH
I think movies have much more magic than the theater. Theater can be a magical experience, but movie...
ZOE KAZAN
In the John Wayne movies, the Indians were savages that were trying to scalp you. That culture has r...
RICKY SCHRODER
Many people will find it more convenient to visit the IRS on a Saturday to get the help they need, r...
CHARLES ROSSOTTI
I make movies the same way other kids play tennis or go to piano lessons. I'm trying to get bett...
ELLE FANNING
With In Awe, we were trying to capture a feeling more than just a catch phrase.
DEREK LOOMIS
To play 75 minutes with 10 men is a huge performance. We were trying to recover and get something fr...
CLAUDE LEROY
We were very satisfied that the security was done is such a way that you could get to the data that ...
JOE BURTON
There is nothing more demoralizing than sudden, overwhelming disillusionment
DOROTHY THOMPSON
Nuclear arms is pretty scary because that could end the world. I'm more interested in that stuff...
STEPHEN DORFF
You could start at a path leading nowhere more fantastic than from your own front steps to the sidew...
STEPHEN KING
More people show up for the (general election) than do the primary. Nobody can give a good enough re...
ALAN ISAACSON
This [examining submissions] could go on indefinitely and really doesn't change anything,
FRANK DAVIDOFF
I (think) he was trying to find some hint of his childhood. He struggled with the memories. That may...
JOE ELY
He turned to Edwin. "You know, the stuff you just told me makes more sense than all the weird things...
BEN MIKAELSEN
I rewrite my books many times before submitting them, and after my editor takes a look I wind up rew...
WENDELIN VAN DRAANEN
But the cinephile is … a neurotic! (That’s not a pejorative term.) The Bronte sisters were neuro...
FRANçOIS TRUFFAUT
You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to d...
CHRIS LOWE
They were shaking this car. It's hard to shake, but the group could have rolled it over.
RUSSELL ANDERSON
I start a lot more songs than I finish, because I realize when I get into them, they're no good. I d...
JOHNNY CASH
I like Madonna's music but not her movies. She should stick to what she is good at.
DAVID FURNISH
I think audiences get too comfortable and familiar in today's movies. They believe everything they'r...
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
I think you get less takes on TV than in movies.
EVAN PETERS
You should get more out of the landfill rather than less. The county could get $1 million over a 5-y...
BARRY ADAMS
I sure lost my musical direction in Hollywood. My songs were the same conveyer belt mass production,...
ELVIS PRESLEY
You can make more friends in a month by being interested in them than in ten years by trying to get ...
CHARLES MENGEL ALLEN
It's not a slam dunk to get people from Internet banking into bill pay. You have to get people comfo...
BRIAN BLACK
Bill King could not get enough of Duke,
RICHARD BRODHEAD
I shake hands very gladly politically. I don't think you could be a politician if you didn't...
DONALD TRUMP
just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score
BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON
I love to look at The Graduate, or Lawrence of Arabia, or things I had nothing to do with. But you c...
JEFFREY KATZENBERG
That's the way this business works: if your movies do well at the box office, you will be offere...
MATT DAMON
They scored 30 seconds into it and we let that affect us more than it should have. That's going to h...
BRAD STUART
You could just do independent movies, but I like bigger kind of studio movies, at least some of them...
RAY LIOTTA
Small pieces of sponge were cut into floral, leaf and geometric shapes that were then fastened to th...
JUDITH MILLER
If a poet knows more about a horse than he does about heaven, he might better stick to the horse, an...
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BILL EVANS
After every massacre in a school, Americans grasp at quick cures. 'Let's install metal detec...
BILL DEDMAN
There's no magic line between an application and an operating system that some bureaucrat in Was...
BILL GATES
The long view of the Census bureau allows some changes that are taken for granted to be studied in m...
BILL DEDMAN
In the Woodstock movie, you see Justin, my son, who is now a filmmaker, being carried off by my wife...
BILL KREUTZMANN
The malaria parasite has been killing children and sapping the strength of whole populations for ten...
BILL GATES
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all th...
BILL WATTERSON
I have an addiction to caffeine.
BILL AYERS
Microsoft Research has a thing called the Sense Cam that, as you walk around, it's taking photos...
BILL GATES
Probably the single most important evolutionary trait dogs developed was right there at the outset, ...
BILL BUFORD
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to ge...
BILL MURRAY
Ask any successful person to look back over the events of his or her life, and chances are there'...
BILL RANCIC
A city built on rivers and bituminous coal, Pittsburgh in the '90s has survived the boom and bus...
BILL DEDMAN
You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterfli...
BILL GROSS
Many visitors to Chicago know the Loop, the shops on the Magnificent Mile, and the Museum Campus. Me...
BILL DEDMAN
The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody...
BILL SIMMONS
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For w...
BILL MAHER
Brand names are well known to business school professors, but only one professor is a brand name her...
BILL DEDMAN
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway....
BILL COSBY
Leadership is an active role; 'lead' is a verb. But the leader who tries to do it all is hea...
BILL OWENS
Our first responsibility is to protect the American people and we cannot put on blinders to expect t...
BILL SHUSTER
I just try to do the best job I possibly can - put the blinders on, go to work and be the best you c...
BILL PARCELLS
Gordon Ramsay grew up in a tourist town, Stratford-Upon-Avon, but in a part tourists don't visit...
BILL BUFORD
You have to have a certain realism that government is a pretty blunt instrument, and without the con...
BILL GATES