The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".

My brain? That´s my second favourite organ.

Liking is probably the best form of ownership, and ownership the worst form of liking.