The talked about their messed-up, dysfunctional families, carefully respecting boundaries, never probing too deep in any one sitting. And they always ended up laughing. Even when the subject matter was intense or macabre, Henry’s sick and twisted and often politically incorrect sense of humor was infectious…Gloria laughed more in these first weeks at Oxford then she remembered laughing almost anywhere.


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I like fun Beer Markets and the markets we are in now are fun to be in. We're having a blast promoti...
CRAIG KAUFMAN
I like fun Beer Markets and the markets we are in now are fun to be in. We're having a blast promoti...
CRAIG KAUFMAN
We're really not a Chinese beer, but more of a Euro-Asian Beer. Macau Beer was actually founded by a...
CRAIG KAUFMAN
I tend to not only read reviews, but also every little stupid thing online. It's a very bad idea...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
There's no way to approach anything in an objective way. We're completely subjective; our vi...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
Numbers do not feel. Do not bleed or weep or hope. They do not know bravery or sacrifice. Love and a...
AMIE KAUFMAN
Words signify man's refusal to accept the world as it is.
HERBERT KAUFMAN
Okay, there's this thing you can do, a thing you can do like no other person on this planet. That ma...
ANDREW KAUFMAN
All the people named Dan Kaufman who I find online seem to be short, balding Jewish men with glasses...
DAN KAUFMAN
There's a lot of people running around helping other people get their vehicles started. I'm keeping ...
DAN KAUFMAN
My roommate at Yale University introduced me to the auteur theory of filmmaking. I soon became a big...
LLOYD KAUFMAN
His eyes move to my lips, and I know he’s thinking the same thing; I can feel it in the way the ai...
AMIE KAUFMAN
What does it mean?” Flynn turns to gaze at me, eyes finally meeting mine.

I find myself...
AMIE KAUFMAN
My breath catches, responding to an unfamiliar pull in my chest, an ache in my soul. I shouldn’t m...
AMIE KAUFMAN
He can’t take his eyes off the stars, but I can’t take mine off his face. I can see the stars re...
AMIE KAUFMAN
He can’t take his eyes off the stars, but I can’t take mine off his face.
AMIE KAUFMAN
And I liked this extreme character of de Sade.
PHILIP KAUFMAN
Whatever you think of de Sade, he was a complex figure and we should not look for easy answers with ...
PHILIP KAUFMAN
We are engaged in a very serious campaign over all of these initiatives and they are all failing, .....
GALE KAUFMAN
This is the first election that's about him .
GALE KAUFMAN
Why would they do that? They know he's failing.
GALE KAUFMAN
There is so much anger about the governor holding this election that we're not worried about turnout...
GALE KAUFMAN
This governor is spending $80 million of taxpayer money on an election that voters resoundingly have...
GALE KAUFMAN
I think it means what we've been saying all along - the governor's initiatives are not real reform. ...
GALE KAUFMAN
It's a phony election that he creates on issues that every poll says voters don't care about and he'...
GALE KAUFMAN
We were just delighted to have (Lewin).
GREG KAUFMAN
We wanted to promote civic engagement and to use the cultural arts to diversify the educational expe...
GREG KAUFMAN
From Dec. 1 to May 15, you have to drive your boat completely different.
GREG KAUFMAN
Data is very helpful in writing grant proposals to get funding for subsequent surveys. We certainly ...
GREGG KAUFMAN
After a lot of helpful conversation among faculty and students in the School of Health Sciences and ...
GREGG KAUFMAN
The Coverdell Institute is lodged in academic affairs and we serve to promote civic engagement and h...
GREGG KAUFMAN
In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutio...
LLOYD KAUFMAN
Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a mil...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
Clear skies, cousin". Good luck, he means. There are never clear skies on Avon, no blue, no stars. B...
AMIE KAUFMAN
But when there's no hope to be found anywhere, even the tiniest chance is worth taking.
AMIE KAUFMAN
Am I not merciful?
AMIE KAUFMAN
You have me. Until every last star in the galaxy dies.

You have me.
AMIE KAUFMAN
You're talking about a potential commitment almost to the level of the financial commitment we're pu...
HUGH KAUFMAN
I believe EPA did not do that because they knew it would come up not safe and so they are involved i...
HUGH KAUFMAN
Official U.S. government policy in the Clinton administration is to grow food chain crops --the food...
HUGH KAUFMAN
The reason for the the absence of the government agencies, I believe, is because they are participat...
HUGH KAUFMAN
The danger is actually worse when the water goes away, because you have hazardous materials more con...
HUGH KAUFMAN
Meet me in Montauk...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN