The talked about their messed-up, dysfunctional families, carefully respecting boundaries, never probing too deep in any one sitting. And they always ended up laughing. Even when the subject matter was intense or macabre, Henry’s sick and twisted and often politically incorrect sense of humor was infectious…Gloria laughed more in these first weeks at Oxford then she remembered laughing almost anywhere.
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KARA WALKER She was still joking. I knew it was serious then, but she was still laughing and making light of thi... JAZZ COVINGTON I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart.... P.C. CAST I saw her salt-and-pepper hair all over the country. She was kneeling in the small stone churches. S... JOAN HOMSTAD Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often even funny, but some... JULIA QUINN Is he laughing with you or at you? If you have to ask then likely your being laughed at BRENT M. JONES [The successful, longtime partnerships almost always enjoy a true friendship, or at the very least a... FRED COUPLES I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. BRUCE WILLIS I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. CARLOS PONCE Some say God created the world out of loneliness. 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RONNIQUE BENJAMIN One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. JANE AUSTEN I think they're a little shocked at first. . . . Then they start laughing or grinning or shaking my ... SHIRLEY MANSON Carol was an outgoing, loving person with a great sense of humor. She loved kids. She was very givin... MARGARET SCOTT We met with him for two hours, and we talked about everything. He seldom laughed, that was one thing... TOMMY LASORDA Even in high school, I'd tell my mom I was sick of swimming and wanted to try to play golf. She ... MICHAEL PHELPS The afternoon slipped away while we talked -- she talked brightly when any subject came up that inte... ELLEN GLASGOW Sherry's presence was known. She was always laughing and had a positive attitude. Everybody liked be... JULIE HELIN In one swift motion she’s out of his arms twirling about. Startled and then ecstatic, she feels li... SOLANGE NICOLE This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like ... JAYMA MAYS Geisha because when I was living in Japan, I met a fellow whose mother was a geisha, and I thought t... ARTHUR GOLDEN A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time whe... SHORT QUOTES These things understood not his disciples at the first: but when Jesus was glorified, then remembere... BIBLE That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. SHORT QUOTES That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. A. WHITNEY BROWN There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter ... CRISS JAMI My favorite playwright is probably Samuel Beckett, and he was always laughing at the abyss. JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL It had been an awful thing to lose Henry the first time, to matrimony, but to discover what a false ... 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GALE KAUFMAN This is the first election that's about him . GALE KAUFMAN Why would they do that? They know he's failing. GALE KAUFMAN There is so much anger about the governor holding this election that we're not worried about turnout... GALE KAUFMAN This governor is spending $80 million of taxpayer money on an election that voters resoundingly have... GALE KAUFMAN I think it means what we've been saying all along - the governor's initiatives are not real reform. ... GALE KAUFMAN It's a phony election that he creates on issues that every poll says voters don't care about and he'... GALE KAUFMAN We were just delighted to have (Lewin). GREG KAUFMAN We wanted to promote civic engagement and to use the cultural arts to diversify the educational expe... GREG KAUFMAN From Dec. 1 to May 15, you have to drive your boat completely different. GREG KAUFMAN Data is very helpful in writing grant proposals to get funding for subsequent surveys. We certainly ... GREGG KAUFMAN After a lot of helpful conversation among faculty and students in the School of Health Sciences and ... GREGG KAUFMAN The Coverdell Institute is lodged in academic affairs and we serve to promote civic engagement and h... GREGG KAUFMAN In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutio... LLOYD KAUFMAN Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a mil... CHARLIE KAUFMAN Clear skies, cousin". Good luck, he means. There are never clear skies on Avon, no blue, no stars. B... AMIE KAUFMAN But when there's no hope to be found anywhere, even the tiniest chance is worth taking. AMIE KAUFMAN Am I not merciful? AMIE KAUFMAN You have me. Until every last star in the galaxy dies. You have me. AMIE KAUFMAN You're talking about a potential commitment almost to the level of the financial commitment we're pu... 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