Mark Twain
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES We found that producers who had planted Bt corn that controls European corn borer in 2003 were signi... CORINNE ALEXANDER GURU NANAK MOST OF THE NATIONS OF the Middle East can be divided into those with long histories and no oil, and... RICHARD ENGEL J.D. SALINGER J.D. SALINGER J.D. SALINGER J.D. SALINGER J.D. SALINGER LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON) GEORGE GORDON BYRON MICHAEL POLLAN had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dres... J.D. SALINGER It might have been offset for us if the revenue from our own oil and natural gas that was just devel... BARBARA CASTLE Oil seems to be a tad off today, ... One of the reasons yesterday sold off so much was having that s... ANDRE BAKHOS Oil seems to be a tad off today. One of the reasons yesterday sold off so much was having that surge... ANDRE BAKHOS Advances in science and current production methods are enhancing the output levels of our petroleum ... SHAWN BARTHOLOMAE The president says we are addicted to oil. He's quite right. We've reached the first resource-war. I... RAY MCGOVERN NANETTE L. AVERY THOMAS HOOD GEORGE R.R. MARTIN JOHN QUINCY ADAMS Although it has calmed down a little of late, the energy sector still has traders watching it very c... DAVID LAND Our ultimate goal was for Raquel to get pregnant, so we were very excited about that. I've been thro... TASHA RIDDLE ALICE WATERS ALISON SWEENEY We did pretty good except for the first quarter. We were just a little bit impatient with our offens... DANNY LABASAN People who pretend to be your friend lead you up a garden path by saying everything that you want to... GARY F EVANS... EDWARD HOPPER If producers are thinking about planting corn rootworm-resistant corn, they will first want to make ... CORINNE ALEXANDER That was pretty much the turning point. We were ahead a little, but that put us up for good. MARK MOREHOUSE But if there hasn't been any corn on shelves of grocery stores, maybe people will be ready to eat co... ANN HOLT Sometimes I think that if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choo... SARA GRUEN Bender [singing]Fry cracked corn and I don't care,Leela cracked corn, I still don't care,Bender crac... FUTURAMA But since the year 1630. the place began to be of more plenty and security, for the Indians, though ... WILLIAM BERKELEY Between 2000 and 2004, corn returns exceeded soybean returns in many areas of Illinois. Budgets sugg... GARY SCHNITKEY ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Despite the fact that a large number of oil installations were saved, we are still experiencing oil ... SAM BODMAN HUGO CHAVEZ [Even so, he thinks oil exploration and production stocks may still be worth a look. Some of the sto... BEN HALLIBURTON The cobs were delivered to a big pile. We were one of the first to feed corn cobs to cattle. ORVILLE REDENBACHER JOHN SULSTON E.M. FORSTER The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn i... LEWIS BLACK There's a little apprehension here about the price of crude oil and how that's going to affect us. E... FRANK LESH We were just a little too casual. Just a little too casual on defense, not quite boxing out enough, ... JEN NIEBLING We're not buying every bushel in that radius. Our customer base on the corn side is 280 producers an... DAN WEGNER We were pretty solid all the way through. I'm pleased with where we are in terms of our difficulty. ... LORIE COOK Bender [singing]FUTURAMA I had been told some still have problems with the bombs that were dropped in Japan, and they were to... BOB CANDEE We've still got quite a few sophomores that are in there for the first time playing their first vars... JAY NOONAN On September twentieth every year, I got to choose my menu - meatloaf, corn niblets, and rice were f... DONALD HALL Fundamentally, the increase in exports and export sales has been a supportive factor. Ideas that eth... DARREL GOOD People look and see what's happening with worldwide oil supplies and it is a cause for concern. Peop... BOB DINNEEN You really get the most out of sweet corn if you pick the corn off the stalk and rush it to a pot of... SAM DONALDSON WALTER BENJAMIN We're going to move from a commodity economy where you basically grow the same kind of crops - w... TOM VILSACK In 2003, they were on (boxes of) Corn Pops and Frosted Flakes. CHRIS MITCHELL SARAH J. MAAS C.B. COOK Guns, she was reminded then, were not for girls. They were for boys. They were invented by boys. The... LORRIE MOORE We came off a little rusty from the (10-day) break. They (Kalispell) ran a good, penetrating offense... BROOKE SVENDSEN When we did our September forecasts, we were already in an environment where oil prices were high an... AXEL WEBER The Indians were a disciplined, energetic people, ... Their villages were quite well-constructed, co... BROOKS ROBINSON He invented it for farmers so they could press their own oil and run their own machinery. Somehow al... DOUG KUJAWA The payment is based on the stage of the corn. You don't get much for young corn plants. ANN HOLT Farmers that can store and dry their own corn have forward priced corn at $2.90 per bushel. CARL HAYDEN Thus it often is with us, we take a course, and we keep to it, as if we were infallible, and we allo... G.A. HENTY I think they were a little excited. They had open looks but that (first quarter is not) us. We see s... JEFF SWEET There's not enough natural gas to substitute for heating oil. So this will help support crude oil pr... GORDON KWAN We did a little bit better on wages that [were] offered to us, but we were not successful in getting... AL HARRISON LISA KLEYPAS MICHAEL POLLAN [Corn-derived ethanol] collects too little energy for all the investments of energy we have to use t... DAVID PIMENTEL JULIUS CAESAR We had a positive lead from Wall Street. Oil prices were up again. ERIC BETTS From the 1920s into the 1940s, Britain's standard of living was supported by oil from Iran. Brit... STEPHEN KINZER The lucky ones died in the blasts. They were spared the fate of starvation, cannibalism, rape and sl... JOE REYES I'm happy with our effort, and at the end of the day we played hard and gave ourselves a chance to w... CHARLES MCKNIGHT Later reports suggested they (Saudi forces) foiled the (attack) attempt, but you still have crude oi... DAN VAUGHT The day off yesterday helped. We had a little bit of fun and it showed tonight. We were fresh on the... ANDY MCDONALD The figures were a little bit below my numbers but not a whole lot as I'd already taken out a bit on... ANDREW BLAKELY Losing to Columbia and barely beating a few other Ivy teams is unacceptable, so we are all a little ... JASON GERKEN MAEVE BINCHY She was a super teacher, ... She was so crippled with arthritis that when the students went to the p... MAGGIE MALONE T. BOONE PICKENS There are technical challenges with viscous oil and these facilities were created to handle light oi... DAREN BEAUDO CHRISTINA ENGELA During the Great Depression, African Americans were faced with problems that were not unlike those e... WILLIAM JULIUS WILSON I think we were all pressing a little bit in the first game out the first couple of innings. I tried... DANIEL HEATWOLE Back in February, when we projected $55 oil, oil prices were falling. We projected a weaker price ov... GREG ALBRECHT We have offered to work cooperatively with corn growers and governments to find solutions that do no... IAN MCKILLOP WILLIAM MORRIS This season things were a little different for us. We were and are confident, but the level of compe... FELECIA INGLE TOM COLICCHIO We were on tour so we couldn't make it. But we saw the movie in Tucson with a regular audience durin... BUTCH VIG This region is synonymous with oil, but also with unbelievable poverty. The world depends on their o... ANYAKWEE NSIRIMOVU (Donald) missed a little putt on 10, and we both were kind of spilling oil. But, boy, he came right ... BILLY MAYFAIR Corn has a long history with humans _ probably a 10,000-year history. It probably was developed by p... KAREN ADAMS The president's initiative ties an oil savings target to a basket of energy solutions for homes and ... GAL LUFT
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He who sells ,for seed corn that which is not seed corn, he who takes up seed ,already sown , and he... 
She wrote to him fairly regularly, from a paradise of triple exclamation points and inaccurate obser... 
Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no... 
You take a really sleepy man, Esmé, and he always stands a chance of again becoming a man with all ... 
For what were all these country patriots born?
To hunt, and vote, and raise the price of corn? 
For what were all these country patriots born? To hunt, and vote, and raise the price of corn? 
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn feeds the chicken and the pig, the turkey,... 
Daring to dream is not difficult, it's making them come true that is hard... 
I can't do as much as I used to, but I can still grow a little corn, tomatoes and some cucumbers in ... 
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... 
"Man wants but little here below
Nor wants that little long,"
'Tis not with me exactly so;
... 
I have a love affair with tomatoes and corn. I remember them from my childhood. I only had them in t... 
If you're going to saute something, lightly spray olive oil in the pan or on veggies before you ... 
It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pu... 
Whatever you find to be very difficult for you, believe it that it’s never difficult if you do som... 
I'm a man with many defects. I love. I sing. I dream. I was born in the poor countryside. I was ... 
The myth is that IP rights are as important as our rights in castles, cars, and corn oil. IP is supp... 
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. 
Opinions are to the vast apparatus of social existence what oil is to machines: one does not go up t... 
Thank you for the oil," he added. "My skin was a little dry. 
It’s weird how much things can change in only a few minutes. With those three words, “I don’t ... 
Not," Swift said firmly, "for all the tea in China."
Animals raised on corn produce fattier meat, but it's not just that it's fattier, it's t... 
During a few days' halt near Vesontio for the provision of corn and other supplies, a panic aros... 
I'm particularly fond of boned chicken breasts with a little garlic under the flesh and cooked i... 
It's important to understand that oil and renewables do different things. Wind and solar are for... 
Beaming into the thick of a tree without becoming a lifelong tree hugger was a tricky business. A pr... 
Speak but one word to me over the corn, / Over the tender, bowed locks of the corn. 
I have kind of a weird technique with zucchini. I cut it into small cubes; sweat it in olive oil, ad... 
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. 
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. 
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure tha... 