The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.
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RICHARD ATTIAS (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON Regarding the Panama Canal Treaty negotiations, they will find us standing up or dead, but never on ...
OMAR TORRIJOS HERRERA The signing of a major treaty in 2001 and settling of border issues laid a solid foundation for long...
VLADIMIR PUTIN Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM What we need now is a Treaty of the World not a Treaty of Rome.
BERNIE ECCLESTONE Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS You don't cry when someone pushes you down. You get up. You get up and you fight back. And pretty so...
MORGAN RHODES The framework for peace signed by Egypt and Israel is almost a peace treaty. We solved the problem f...
MENACHEM BEGIN Now, in Kosovo, we have NATO, a defensive treaty organization that has existed admirably for 50 year...
SCOTT RITTER The board has to set the strategic vision for the organization.
HARRY CARTER The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people.
CRAIG GROESCHEL By offering an education centered on values, the faculty in Catholic schools can create an interacti...
MARK FOLEY Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. I do not consider the Lisbon Treaty to be a good thing for Europe, for the freedom of Europe, or for...
VACLAV KLAUS His attitude has been outstanding. I've never sat and wondered about where his focus was.
PAUL MAURICE You look at it from a long-term view and say, what's best for the organization over a long haul?
TED THOMPSON It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happ...
DALAI LAMA The draft before us undermines long-standing objectives of fostering localism, competition and diver...
JOHN DINGELL This is not going to change anything in the short-term (for prices) because most contracts are long-...
DANIEL SIMMONS I got his initials tattooed on the back of my neck, you know, since we both now have the same initia...
ASHLEY SCOTT Funny, cute and kissable
I've found a girl that makes me lose control
Every night's like t...
THE SUMMER SET Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!
DEYTH BANGER It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happ...
DALAI LAMA His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING Any organization or any individual that targets civilians and kills them for political agenda is a t...
FEISAL ABDUL RAUF Term is for a set number of years and is designed to cover years at risk. Permanent is like owning c...
BRUCE HARRISON An attitude is organization of beliefs, feelings, and behavioral tendencies towards socially signifi...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Attitude is a manner of thinking, feeling, or behaving that reflects a state of mind Attitude influe...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA A while back, when Dick and Barry and I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what y...
NICK HORNBY Anonymous is not an organization. It is an idea, a zeitgeist, coupled with a set of social and techn...
YOCHAI BENKLER [Dave Barry, who wrote jokes for Martin's Oscar-hosting gig two years ago, mentioned that he perform...
DAVE BARRY “The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.”
MAUREENOCONELL SCHOLASTIC The organization's long-term success is based on a set of differentiated capabilities and its core c...
PEARL ZHU The term 'religion' designates the attitude peculiar to a consciousness which has been changed by ex...
CARL GUSTAV JUNG It is among the commonplaces of education that we often first cut off the living root and then try t...
ALICE DUER MILLER Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different.
JOHNNIE DENT JR. Dave really is sorry, deeply sorry for the things he's done. Dave is willing to do the penance he ha...
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WESLEY CLARK Iran is a signatory of a [nuclear] nonproliferation treaty,
JIMMY CARTER Funds with a short-term strategy are moving around. But the lack of visibility in the outlook for Ja...
NOBUAKI KURISU This is a way for the House to send a signal on this particular treaty.
JOE BARTON When the peace treaty is signed, the war isn't over for the veterans, or the family. It's ju...
KARL MARLANTES Today, young girls measure the quality of their beauty based upon its entertainment value. The more ...
C. JOYBELL C. Ethics must begin at the top of an organization. It is a leadership issue and the chief executive mu...
EDWARD HENNESSY The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.
VIKTOR FRANKL If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be standing
MARY FRANCES BERRY The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia.
OTTO VON BISMARCK It's going to be interesting next year, especially if Barry plays a full year. With Barry hitting fo...
RAY DURHAM This is the crucial time in the second term. Either Bush is going to become another Jimmy Carter and...
DARRELL WEST You've got a lot of very, very smart people standing by waiting for somebody else to do the work...
MIKE ROWE I favor development in a responsible way, where development pays for itself, is well planned and lon...
CARLTON CHRISTENSEN A lot of times, when you have very short-term goals with a high payoff, nasty things can happen. In ...
DAN PINK A lot of times when you have very short-term goals with a high payoff, nasty things can happen. In p...
DANIEL H. PINK You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES It was my dream, and probably the dream of every one of us, to bring about a revision of the Versail...
HANS FRANK Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day.
CRAIG GROESCHEL All of the money that gets set aside for student allocations must be assigned to some organization. ...
JENNIFER MURRAY As a founding member of our organization, Don's focus on our corporate culture has assisted WestJet ...
CLIVE BEDDOE The winner's edge is not in a gifted birth, a high IQ, or in talent. The winner's edge is all in the...
DENIS WAITLEY It is not the Soviet Union or indeed any other big Powers who need the United Nations for their prot...
DAG HAMMARSKJOLD Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE The approval of the Nice Treaty is essential if we are to proceed on schedule for enlargement.
ANDERS FOGH RASMUSSEN I call it small government, grass-roots activism: The Tea Party activists are a part of it, FreedomW...
DICK ARMEY A lot like Dave Matthews or John Mayer, I kind of stick with the acoustic genre.
BRANDON JONES This treaty was voted down because it was a bad treaty.
TRENT LOTT The problem of social organization is how to set up an arrangement under which greed will do the lea...
MILTON FRIEDMAN The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances...
VIKTOR E. FRANKL I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Attitude is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, money, ci...
CHARLES R. SWINDOLL John Foster Dulles had called on me in his capacity as Secretary of State, and he had exhausted ever...
NORODOM SIHANOUK All but Dave on the end peg struggled for anything other than really small roach - four or five to t...
PAUL FROST If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be stan...
MARY FRANCES BERRY The Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty, which in 1996 set out to ban nuclear tests, is an importa...
VALERIE PLAME Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.
DAVID HUME (A new attitude) had to be developed. The first year was tough. It was hard for some of the guys tha...
ERNIE ZEIGLER A lot of people say, 'What set the Attitude Era up?' or, 'What started the Attitude Era?...
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN I think it's a wise pick. Dave is a Pitt guy. Dave has a commitment to this university. The exciteme...
MIKE DITKA Only one of us would usually sing lead. Which most of the time was, Mickey or Dave. They thought it ...
PETER TORK 'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS There was no match for Barry White. His music is just going to live forever. It's not limited to...
DON CORNELIUS The fact that Jack Thomas has been acquitted of not supporting a terrorist organization or being a r...
ROB STARY Every measure selected should be part of a link of cause-and-effect relationships, and ultimately af...
PEARL ZHU If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be standing...
MARY FRANCES BERRY The winner's edge is not in a gifted birth, a high IQ, or in talent. The winner's edge is al...
DENIS WAITLEY These initials are definitely not his.
ALICE LEE Happiness is a mark of the righteous- not frustration, boredom, or a judgmental attitude.
JESSICA NICHOLAS There could be some compromise, but I think we have to stick to the provisions of the treaty, and th...
JACQUES SANTER Life is a matter of choosing what is good for you.
NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO My favorite memory of Dave was up in Duluth when he had, like, 27 in the second half. It was just cr...
ERIC GREENE Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang
JAMES PATTERSON A talented individual without the right attitude can’t be a long-term sustainable winner. A person...
ANITA BHOGLE With this organization, we have an opportunity to set standards.
DAVE OPTON The Scouts are a private organization and have every right to set their own membership standards.
JOHN DOOLITTLE Beware of men who name their products with the initials of their own character.
MEL CROUCHER She's got a real attitude for standing up for what she thinks. She plays a mean guitar, she's a grea...
BONNIE RAITT Having paid for these assets we'll still remain within the long-term gearing target the board has se...
EIVIND REITEN There was no real disagreement as to subsistence, ... It was essential that the treaty be upheld in ...
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DAVE BARRY We became pretty sensitive about it. We visited Great Ormond Street Hospital when we were in England...
DAVE BARRY What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge ham...
DAVE BARRY I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
DAVE BARRY Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuc...
DAVE BARRY Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable ent...
DAVE BARRY Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant d...
DAVE BARRY I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks sh...
DAVE BARRY Puns are little 'plays on words' that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look...
DAVE BARRY There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his ...
DAVE BARRY The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winte...
DAVE BARRY It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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