The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.

[The show is billed as] An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin. ... The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe.

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.