The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conslusive evidence that your are wonderful.

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.