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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.


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SCOTT IAN People like Frank Zappa were amazing for us Brits.
RICK WAKEMAN The United States has written the white history of the United States. It now needs to write the blac...
CARLOS FUENTES It is clear that United States immigration policy is badly in need of reform.
ANDER CRENSHAW The hardest and worst interview that I have ever done was with Frank Zappa.
NINA BLACKWOOD The United States is not a nation to which peace is a necessity.
GROVER CLEVELAND Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa.
FRANK ZAPPA I have not broken the laws of the United States or the laws of the Dominican Republic.
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ADAM COHEN There is no doubt ISIS poses a clear, direct threat to the United States, and decisive action is bad...
BRADLEY BYRNE The historical problem of the United States is to admit that it is a multiracial and multi-ethnic na...
CARLOS FUENTES The tragedy suffered by the United States is a tragedy to every democratic nation.
FERENC MADL I was in school with Dweezil Zappa, Frank Zappa's son, and we had a band. Only in L.A. could stu...
GREG KURSTIN The United States appears to be a debtor nation in perpetuity.
LOU DOBBS This is an indication to the nation that the legal business of the United States continues.
DAN NICHOLS the regular rules - the civil rights laws of the United States - apply in Hawaii.
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GEORGE ANTHONY I never use the word "nation" in speaking of the United States. I always use the word "Union" or "...
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FRANK ZAPPA The United States has grown into a remarkable nation specifically because of our independent spirit ...
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THOMAS MORIARTY The United States Constitution has proved itself the most marvelously elastic compilation of rules o...
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT The United States Constitution has proven itself the most marvelously elastic compilation of rules o...
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT The founding document of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ beca...
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JIM SENSENBRENNER We need a new, deeper appreciation of the ethnic histories of the American people, not a reduction o...
STEVEN C. ROCKEFELLER Better no law than laws not enforced.
ITALIAN PROVERB There's laws ... they need to be enforced.
JANICE DAVIS It will refer back to the states. New York is the abortion capitol of the United States because the ...
MARYBETH HAGAN One of the great strengths of the United States is... we have a very large Christian population - we...
BARACK OBAMA While The United States is the most powerful nation the world has ever seen, it is also the most det...
HAROLD PINTER In the absence of a limitation on local enforcement powers, the states are bound by the Supremacy Cl...
RUSSELL PEARCE Custody and guardianship by the parent of his child does not arise under the Constitution, laws or t...
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JIMMY CARL BLACK ...Resolved, that William Jefferson Clinton, president of the United States ... in violation of his ...
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It's not about bein...
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EQBAL AHMED Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
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JAMES PONIEWOZIK The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride arou...
JON STEWART ...never [enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never saw an instance of one of two disput...
THOMAS JEFFERSON How likely they are to travel ten miles compared to traveling across the country. Human travel withi...
LARS HUFNAGEL Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out...
ANNE FRANK It was settled by the Constitution, the laws, and the whole practice of the government that the enti...
ANDREW JACKSON It was settled by the Constitution, the laws, and the whole practice of the government that the enti...
ANDREW JACKSON I am a firm believer in free but fair trade. However the United States should not be on the losing e...
ELIZABETH DOLE Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws ...
ALBERT EINSTEIN The concern is that the government is using the ideological exclusion provision and other immigratio...
JAMEEL JAFFER The United States Constitution does not one time even mention marriage. It neither requires Congress...
TRENT FRANKS As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian rel...
JOHN ADAMS As a mark of respect for the memory of Rosa Parks, I hereby order, by the authority vested in me by ...
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C. JOYBELL C. the written rules were often ignored, never enforced and all the participants knew it.
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KELLY JONES In 2004, the General Assembly enacted a number of new DUI laws, and at that time, we became one of t...
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ZE FRANK Let me think about the people who I care about the most, and how when they fail or disappoint me... ...
ZE FRANK A good procrastination should feel like you're inserting lots and lots of commas into the senten...
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