The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.

I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ''learning experience.'' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a ''learning experience.'' It makes me feel less stupid.

A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

PJ's suggested chant, for pointless protest marches:

"Five, four, three, two.
We don't have a doggone clue!

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it...

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.