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Related You have a life line that you can call and ask them, but you have to give them the password or they ... LINDSEY MOORE The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. CRAIG GROESCHEL I told you. You don't love someone because of their looks or their clothes or their car. You love th... L.J. SMITH But we can also ask for something we are much more likely to get, and that is to find a person or tw... LEMONY SNICKET Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... CHRISTINA ENGELA I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER The earlier you ask, the earlier you can enlist them for their help. KATHLEEN MURRAY You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES There are a lot of gangs now in the county. You can tell them by their clothing, and by tattoos. DAVID CONLEY Many have given up. They stay home and watch the TV screen, living on the earnings of their parents,... JAMES BALDWIN People should either be caressed or crushed. If you do them minor damage they will get their revenge... NICCOLò MACHIAVELLI All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story or tell a story about them. ISAK DINESEN I think it may have emboldened some employers to reassess their situation, making them realize if th... GARY CHAISON How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS One of the things that I really like about young adult fiction is that you can explore the relations... MAGGIE STIEFVATER The worst thing you can do to a kid is tell them that their dreams are invalid. JULIETTE LEWIS Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day. CRAIG GROESCHEL I can't tell you how many times you sit in a draft room and people say 'what kind of tight end is he... CHARLIE WEIS She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I'm told I have the body of a god." "A Greek god, or one of those gods with the horse hea... SARAH REES BRENNAN It lets you create an instant campaign at the field level, so if individual sales reps want to commu... ARNE HUSE You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neithe... LEE TREVINO It's the spawning season, it's easier to catch them. A lot of the guys can actually see them on thei... JACK LA REW You can imagine, if somebody's approaching retirement, and all of a sudden the funds that he or ... PAT ROBERTSON . . .There are certain people who come into your life, and leave a mark. . . Their place in your hea... SARA ZARR You never can tell, though, with suicide notes, can you? In the planetary aggregate of all life, the... MARTIN AMIS You can love a person for walking the same roads as you every dusk or dawn. You can love a person a ... MARIANA FULGER Usually, you can figure out where a person's mistakes came from if you ask them the genesis of t... MARCUS LEMONIS Speak to your siblings to ask them and have them share with you their medical history, including his... DR. JOANNE MURABITO If you ask people what attracted them to the person they love, they never tell you of some perfect f... EUGENE KENNEDY It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w... GARY F EVANS... To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ... GARY F EVANS... There is a lot of kids who need help, and I figure if you help them young enough you can help them c... HEIDI LOGAN Or if you really love stock car racing, but hate being surrounded by drunken rowdies, you can go wit... NANCY AMMERMAN Or if you really love stock car racing, but hate being surrounded by drunken rowdies, you can go wit... NANCY AMMERMAN Particles of the allergen -- in this particular case, peanuts -- are small enough to actually float ... DAVID TANNER There are at least four things you can do with your hands. You can wring them in despair; you can fo... SOURCE UNKNOWN As adults, we must ask more of our children than they know how to ask of themselves. What can we do ... DAWNA MARKOVA You learn nothing about men by snubbing them and crushing their pride. You must ask them what it is ... HILARY MANTEL God created every man to be free. The ability to choose whether to live free or enslaved, right or w... SUZY KASSEM I think there are ways in which shows can pop their heads up a little bit in the morass of everythin... DAVID DUCHOVNY The path of compassion does not obligate you to love people regardless of how they act or who they a... SANAYA ROMAN Consumers now have a voice. And the fact that consumers can be creators, producers and distributors ... SIMON MAINWARING It's when children are 15, 16 or 17 that they decide whether they want to be a doctor, an engine... A. P. J. ABDUL KALAM Nobody can turn you into a slave unless you allow them. Nobody can make you afraid of anything, unle... SUZY KASSEM Nobody can turn you into a slave unless you allow them. Nobody can make you afraid of anything, unle... SUZY KASSEM There are many things in your heart you can never tell to another person. They are you, your private... GRETA GARBO One of the nicest privileges as an actor is to know that you can move people in one moment, make the... GERARD BUTLER You can see the confidence that comes with a little bit of winning and a little bit of success. They... BRUCE BONNESS You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ... C. JOYBELL C. When people are hungry, when a mother or father is facing a child that they can't feed, you can&... ERTHARIN COUSIN Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW The thing about politicians in Britain is that they are out there, you can lobby them, get close to ... ALASTAIR CAMPBELL Someone needs to tell those tales. When the battles are fought and won and lost, when the pirates fi... ERIN MORGENSTERN Big things can be changed, if you want all sit-down style restaurants, tell them in the survey. If y... CHAD MILLER The expression in her eyes was bitter as nightshade. 'You ask me about regret? Let me tell you a few... JANET FITCH The worst mistake you can make with children is to talk to them in a condescending, patronising way ... MAGNUS SCHEVING Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes... ERIC HEIDEN Weird makes you truly sexy in a way the world can never know. CRAIG GROESCHEL My parents danced together, her head on his chest. Both had their eyes closed. They seemed so perfec... PATRICK ROTHFUSS People disappear when they die. Their voice, their laughter, the warmth of their breath. Their flesh... DIANE SETTERFIELD All that the spider needs to complete its web is step taking ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If you are strangling someone and staring them in their eyes as you're depriving them of their life ... LONNA STEVENS I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if... STEPHEN CHBOSKY What this comes down to is you have to take the best you can in your plan. I suggest people talk to ... DOUG FLYNN Not everyone will support every mission or work, you can still enjoy their friendship. No one likes ... JOHN PATRICK HICKEY It's a great recognition and a tribute to their hard work. I think if you would ask them they would ... CAROLYN PECK There is great value in being able to say "yes" when people ask if there is anything they can do. By... TAMAR ADLER If you want to know how a manager is performing ask to see their data, really want to know... ask th... MARK W. BOYER Don't settle for a normal life. Not when you can enjoy the wonderful weirdness of being who God crea... CRAIG GROESCHEL The reason most people never reach their goals is that they don't define them, learn about them, or ... DENIS WAITLEY Can I tell you how amazing you are? I need a better vocabulary or book or thesaurus or something to ... AMBER FREY Words are timeless. You should utter them or write them with a knowledge of their timelessness. KAHLIL GIBRAN There are only two kinds of people who can drain your energy: those you love, and those you fear. In... ANTHON ST. MAARTEN 2. Overcommitment and time pressure are the greatest destroyers of marriages. It takes time to devel... JAMES C. DOBSON Words can change their meaning, just by repeating them. DEYTH BANGER We'll ask them to come up with a name for their park, if they know any historical significance or wh... CONNIE EDMONSTON The worst thing you can do if you missing someone or need them is let it hide from them. POOJA Anyone can stop in with their plans and sit down with a reviewer and ask questions that are specific... ERICA EICHERT If you ask most smart or successful people where they learned their craft, they will not talk to you... RYAN HOLIDAY I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politici... JOE ARPAIO
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KELLY CLARKSON The thing I love most about going on vacation is that I get to leave behind any kind of schedule. My... KELLY CLARKSON My winning is getting to perform. That's my victory. KELLY CLARKSON I'm a hygiene freak. I'm like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands. KELLY CLARKSON The thing about Christmas is that it almost doesn't matter what mood you're in or what kind ... KELLY CLARKSON Neither can men, by the same principles, be considered as lands, goods, or houses, among possessions... THOMAS CLARKSON I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used to wan... KELLY CLARKSON There are few retreats, that can escape the penetrating eye of avarice. THOMAS CLARKSON These archetypal older women in movies can sometimes make my skin crawl. It's about the one dime... PATRICIA CLARKSON It appears first, that liberty is a natural, and government an adventitious right, because all men w... 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