There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.