There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.