There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

There are Five kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, Politicians quoting statistics, and Novelists quoting Politicians on Statistics

It is a wretched taste to be gratified with mediocrity when the excellent lies before us

Pray remember, Mr Dean, no dogma, no Dean.