There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public.

Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.