There aren't too many people out there who can start one of my books and not finish it. I don't think too many writers can say that.


Joy Fielding

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Junction nineteen! Una, she came off at Junction nineteen! You've added an hour to your journey befo...
HELEN FIELDING
Emotional fuckwittage
HELEN FIELDING
When someone loves you it's like having a blanket all round your heart...
HELEN FIELDING
I'm no good at anything. Not men. Not social skills. Not work. Nothing.
HELEN FIELDING
Don't say 'what,' say 'pardon,' darling, and do as your mother tells you.
HELEN FIELDING
Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of y...
HELEN FIELDING
Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Always put last night's pantie...
HELEN FIELDING
But if you are single the last thing you want is your best friend forming a functional relationship ...
HELEN FIELDING
Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done:...
HELEN FIELDING
I will not get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen.
HELEN FIELDING
I like you very much. Just as you are.
HELEN FIELDING
That is such crap. How dare you be so fraudulently flirtatious, cowardly and dysfunctional? I am not...
HELEN FIELDING
I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with g...
HELEN FIELDING
...but doth not the person who expends vast sums in the furniture of his house or the ornaments of h...
HENRY FIELDING
The prudence of the best heads is often defeated by the tenderness of the best hearts.
HENRY FIELDING
Roxster, my photo is of an egg.
HELEN FIELDING
[...] for the philosophy of Square rendered him superior to all emotions, and he very calmly smoaked...
HENRY FIELDING
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
NOEL FIELDING
'It's not you, it's me.'

'Oh God. That's exactly what my last three boyfriends said whe...
KIM FIELDING
Most people don't know that Congo Square was originally a Muscogee ceremonial ground... in New O...
JOY HARJO
Find a way and make it happen: I've always been the type of person who couldn't rest until I...
JOY MANGANO
I feel like I'd have a different approach to football now after doing music.
VANCE JOY
I wasn't completely comfortable in the footy culture because I wasn't that comfortable in my...
VANCE JOY
It's a weird thing to say you want people to be sick of your song, but I guess that's what h...
VANCE JOY
The fact I even get an opportunity to make one album is crazy. But if all goes to plan, I'll get...
VANCE JOY
I'm a folk singer-songwriter. I am pretty poppy though.
VANCE JOY
I just got a band together in mid-2012, and we played our first show in October of that year.
VANCE JOY
I really honestly can't see myself as a lawyer. It's pretty much safe to say I'll never ...
VANCE JOY
I'm definitely not a super great guitarist. Ultimately, I just write a lot of love songs.
VANCE JOY
Ralph Fiennes and Edward Norton are among my favorite actors.
VANCE JOY
I like to get suggestions on what to read. I'll look at Twitter, people I like, people I admire....
VANCE JOY
Sometimes when you're writing a song and that song comes into your head, it definitely comes fro...
VANCE JOY
When I go to a gig and I hear a song that I really like, a song that hits home to me or hits an emot...
VANCE JOY