There aren't any embarrassing questions - only embarrassing answers.

It is the answers, not the questions, that are embarrassing.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.