There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

There is such a thing as bad publicity.

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.