There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."

You want to do good things, and once you've done a couple of good things in a row, you think 'Well gee, let's not mess this up.' But I am lucky at this point that I have something I really love to do, and it completely holds my attention. I never feel frustrated by it.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.