There's always something funny about men chasing women.

It's funny because it's funny.

Women are from stars, men are from penis.

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do. But these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even color my hair because I like how it makes me look.

I tell yeh, Bright-eyes. Men and women? A bloody mess. Every time.