There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.

The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.

For breakfast, I'll have soy milk with some South Beach Diet cereal, and maybe a pear or an apple,